witty Quotes

I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't?
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— Kris Carr
John F. Kennedy brought style and charisma to the White House and a first family that captivated the country: a handsome, witty president, an elegant first lady, and two adorable young children.
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— Kitty Kelley
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
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— Kin Hubbard
Well, well, perhaps I am a bit of a talker. A popular fellow such as I am - my friends get round me - we chaff, we sparkle, we tell witty stories - and somehow my tongue gets wagging. I have the gift of conversation. I've been told I ought to have a salon, whatever that may be.
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— Kenneth Grahame
Because of my mother, who gave me definitions, I knew what I was committed to in life. ... I had the most satisfactory of childhoods because Mother, small, delicate-boned, witty, and articulate, turned out to be exactly my age.
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— Kay Boyle
Gritty and witty, The Chicago Way is done the classic Raymond Chandler Way. Harvey's taut plot, snappy prose, and memorable characters make this debut novel a real winner.
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— Kathy Reichs
Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
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— Kate Upton
I adore pretty things & witty words.
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— Kate Spade
Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.
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— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Witty inspirations are the proverbs of the educated.
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— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Nothing is more witty and grotesque than ancient mythology and Christianity; that is because they are so mystical.
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— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.
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— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
I look for fun and smarts - a witty, strong sexy woman.
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— Josh Dallas
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe.
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— Josh Billings
There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad.
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— Joseph Joubert
The discreet man finds out the talents of those he converses with, and knows how to apply them to proper uses. Accordingly, if we look into particular communities and divisions of men, we may observe that it is the discreet man, not the witty, nor the learned, nor the brave, who guides the conversation, and gives measures to the society.
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— Joseph Addison
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
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— Johnny Vegas
Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise.
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— John Webster
If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and never witty. It's kind of really old hat because just being shocking isn't enough. It has to change how you think about something. It has to startle you. It has to make you look at something and reconsider whether you're right. That's the whole point.
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— John Waters
Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are.
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— John Simm
I like Quentin Tarantino, especially the early films, but I'm a big fan of Billy Wilder and Preston Sturges... you know, people were writing great dialogue back then. It's as if people only have the memory of the last 15 years. So, before Tarantino no one was writing witty dialogue? That's ridiculous. Why do we have to keep referring to Tarantino?
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— John Michael McDonagh
The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know.
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— John Hurt
The more learned and witty you bee, the more fit to act for Satan will you bee.
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— John Cotton
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.
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— Jhonen Vasquez
Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.
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— Jessi Klein
Atheism Explained is a gem. It is clear, informative, well-argued, provocative, often witty, and unfailingly interesting. David Ramsay Steele ranges over so many issues that I should be surprised if he were right about everything, but it makes for a most stimulating read. The book is in a different league from Richard Dawkins's The God Delusion, and deserves much greater success.
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— Jeremy Shearmur
I looked at Bria. "How do you put up with him?" Bria started to open her mouth, but Finn piped up instead. "She puts up with me because I happen to be rich, handsome, charming, a witty conversationalist, and exceptionally talented in bed," he smirked. "Flexible too." I groaned. "I did not need to hear those last two.
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— Jennifer Estep
My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.
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— Jelly Roll Morton
To have money is to be virtuous, honest, beautiful and witty And to be without is to be ugly and boring and stupid and useless.
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— Jean Giraudoux
We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.
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— Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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— James Thurber
I started putting words together, making rhymes and being witty with the wordplay. I can play a little bit of guitar, and that's something I'm going to dedicate more time to doing.
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— James Paxton
New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.
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— James Agate
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
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— Irvin S. Cobb
Would you consider a man or a woman to be complicated? Is it that difficult to understand both the sexes? We say that we know what the other sex is all about, but is that really true? Perhaps the following witty, funny quotes and sayings can help simplify things down about men.
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— Indira Gandhi
Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn't expect that. "That's it? That's your witty comeback?" "Yep." Eloquence 'R' Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic-safer that way.
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— Ilona Andrews
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty.
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— Ian Hislop
You may be witty, but not satirical.
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— Horace Greeley
A cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment.
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— Henri Poincare
Music has shaped men's fashion and transposed in a playful and witty manner its riding or military heritage. It is difficult to figure out who leads but music and fashion are connected genetically.
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— Hedi Slimane