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    I am preparing myself for death. When I go to sleep, I try to keep myself smiling. So that when I die, I have a smile on my lips. I want an electric cremation. I don't want any poems or fuss after that. And for heaven's sake, don't bring back my ashes. Flush them down the toilet if the crematorium refuses to keep them. If they tell you that I am dead, I want you to give a big laugh.
     
    tags: death sleep smile die poem heaven toilet
    — Zohra Sehgal
    Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.
     
    tags: toilet
    — Zach Braff
    Even if you have an ADA room, every disability is so different that people need different things. A lot of times they'll put something on the toilet to make it higher, and for someone transferring from their chair that's fine, but I transfer from the floor so it causes more problems.
     
    tags: time people problem toilet
    — Zach Anner
    When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this is what we should be doing. For everybody who uses it, it's like there's no goin' back.
     
    tags: money toilet
    — Zach Anner
    Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.
     
    tags: sexy toilet
    — Young Jeezy
    Philosophers of genius, children, and the people are equally wise - because they ask equally foolish questions. Foolish to a civilized man who has a well-furnished European apartment with an excellent toilet and a well-furnished dogma.
     
    tags: children men people child questions wise genius philosopher toilet
    — Yevgeny Zamyatin
    The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.
     
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    — Yasujiro Ozu
    The picture of the guy pissing on the chair was a picture I had to do. I had the idea of this absurd act of pissing on a chair rather than in a toilet or on the ground, and this minimal act being so transgressive, even though no major harm is done.
     
    tags: ideas absurd toilet
    — Wolfgang Tillmans
    Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists.
     
    tags: worth toilet
    — Winona LaDuke
    It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this?
     
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    — William P. Young
    We have scarcely gotten home ... when our children's sneezes greet us, skinned knees bleed after waiting all day to do so. There is the bellyache and the burned-out basement bulb, the stalled car and the incontinent cat. The windows frost, the toilets sweat, the body of our spouse is one cold shoulder and the darkness of our bedroom is soon full of the fallen shadows of our failures.
     
    tags: failure darkness body cat toilet
    — William H. Gass
    I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?
     
    tags: cat water mother toilet
    — Wendy Liebman
    I've found that it's actually more of a disability to be tall than short. I have no problem fitting into plane toilets etc, and the adaptations made for wheelchair users - such as the lowering of bank machines - work for me as well.
     
    tags: work problem machine toilet
    — Warwick Davis
    Sometimes, to relieve stress, he would soak his feet in the toilet, a practice that was not as soothing for his collegues.
     
    tags: stress toilet
    — Walter Isaacson
    Art is too popular. If plumbing was as popular as art is we would have amateur plumbers running around brandishing wrenches and Roto-Rooters, climbing in and out of sewers and writing gibberish about pipe systems. And none of our our toilets would work.
     
    tags: work running writing toilet
    — Walter Darby Bannard
    It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
     
    tags: relationship toilet
    — Uma Thurman
    Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
     
    tags: marriage wife toilet
    — Tommy Cooper
    Leaders win through logistics. Vision, sure. Strategy, yes. But when you go to war, you need to have both toilet paper and bullets at the right place at the right time. In other words, you must win through superior logistics.
     
    tags: time right strategy leader war vision toilet
    — Tom Peters
    Museums just seem to have this borrowed cachet-if I want to seem cultural, I will design something cultural. I resist the idea that culture is only opera houses or theatres. Culture is your entire life around you: toilets, the bus, the kerb or the dump where you drag your waste. Culture has come to mean the arts, but it's swimming pools as well.
     
    tags: culture ideas toilet
    — Thomas Heatherwick
    Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet.
     
    tags: literature toilet
    — Theophile Gautier
    She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.
     
    tags: toilet
    — The Notorious B.I.G.
    Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.
     
    tags: toilet
    — Terrence Howard
    You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of is your dad. And how he thinks you're not pretty.
     
    tags: problem thinking toilet
    — Teresa Lo
    There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.
     
    tags: toilet
    — Taylor York
    Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.
     
    tags: people society economics toilet
    — Taylor Mead
    Nobody should have to clean up what goes on around the base of most toilets.
     
    tags: toilet
    — T Cooper
    No innovation in the past 200 years has done more to save lives and improve health than the sanitation revolution triggered by invention of the toilet. But it did not go far enough. It only reached one-third of the world.
     
    tags: health live past world revolution innovation year toilet
    — Sylvia Mathews Burwell
    I quite enjoy fame, especially when you go to conventions in America where they treat you like a god with stretch limos and the whole fame thing, but then when you come back to Britain, you end up changing in a toilet in a theatre off West End and that's really good, because that is what it's about.
     
    tags: fame god america toilet
    — Sylvester McCoy
    Art is borne out of necessity. Music is a tool and men are doers. When a relationship is working, you don't need to write a song-you need to get toilet paper.
     
    tags: men music write relationship toilet
    — Sxip Shirey
    When they took TV to Fiji they found that after 3 years nearly 12 girls out of 100 were over the toilet bowls with bulimia because they felt inferior.
     
    tags: girls year toilet
    — Susie Orbach
    It's a stark thought that when we die most of us will leave behind uneaten biscuits, unused coffee, half toilet rolls, half cartons of milk in the fridge to go sour; that everyday functional things will outlive us and prove that we weren't ready to go; that we weren't smart or knowing or heroic; that we were just animals whose animal bodies stopped working without any sort of schedule or any consent from us.
     
    tags: animals smart thoughts body knowing die toilet
    — Steven Hall
    When I walk out into the street or go to the toilet, I don't think of myself as being black. Of course, other people think of me as black when I walk into a pub. Obviously being black is a part of me.
     
    tags: people black toilet
    — Steve McQueen
    What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to p*ss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
     
    tags: suffering die year toilet
    — Steve Buscemi
    I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used.
     
    tags: people toilet
    — Stephen Shore
    Most of the writing that I do is a complete train of thought process. I'll just be walking down the street or sitting on the toilet or whatever and something will pop into my head and I'll record it on my phone and then over the next little while it'll develop a little more in my head.
     
    tags: thoughts process writing toilet
    — St. Lucia
    I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off.
     
    tags: people authority thinking toilet
    — Sloane Crosley
    I do all my interviews on the toilet.
     
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    — Slash
    There are some ghost stories in Japan where - when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the Japanese toilet - a hand is actually starting to grab you from beneath. It's a very scary story.
     
    tags: ghost stories toilet
    — Shigeru Miyamoto
    I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
     
    tags: people work right occasion american toilet
    — Sheryl Crow
    I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
     
    tags: toilet
    — Sheryl Crow
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