sarcasm Quotes

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.
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— Kurt Fuller
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
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— Kristen Schaal
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.
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— Kevin Hart
There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never been a band that fought or argued. As a songwriter, I'm really happy that the boys support me and contribute and that, but I've always wanted to be under the band Stereophonics.
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— Kelly Jones
Sarcasm is lost in print.
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— Jon Cryer
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt
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— John Flanagan
There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride; some soften the countenance by their languishing tenderness, others brighten by their spiritual vivacity.
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— Johann Kaspar Lavater
I don't look at the world through a prism of sarcasm. Anything I do, I take things face on. I tell you how I feel, and what you hear on the air is what I'm feeling. I'm not going to try to fake it, create synthetic drama. I'm just going to be myself.
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— Jim Nantz
It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm and some optimism. That's how my background influenced my comedy.
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— Jim Gaffigan
Sarcasm was a weapon for children.
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— Jennifer Echols
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.
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— Jeff Lindsay
What's in the cave, Russell?' Madigan asked with heavy sarcasm. I shrugged. 'Rocks. Lots of 'em.' 'Don't patronize me.' His voice lowered to a hiss. 'What else is in the cave?' I looked him straight in the eye and spoke one word. 'Mud.
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— Jeaniene Frost
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.
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— Jane Green
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.
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— James Thurber
Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?" My sarcasm whistled right over his head. "I would be delighted. While I'd love to see you in a balconette bra, I'm afraid for this particular occasion I would have to go with a foam-lined seamless due to the tight fit of the garment across your breasts . . . Perhaps I could come over and review what you have available . . .
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— Ilona Andrews
The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it braves retaliations and reprisals because itself is a mere flash, a bodiless and magical nothing.
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— Henri Frederic Amiel
Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.
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— Hazrat Inayat Khan
Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.
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— Ford Frick
I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything.
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— Don Hertzfeldt
If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind
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— Dmitry Pisarev
Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery of the largest and most challenging forms with music of great emotional power and technical invention...All his works are marked by emotional extremes - tragic intensity, grotesque and bizarre wit, humour, parody, and savage sarcasm.
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— Dmitri Shostakovich
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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— Darynda Jones
People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating.
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— Daniel Johns
A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.
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— Dana Gould
I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm.
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— Eyedea
There are too many confusing things present. Things I know. Thoughts I have. Sarcasm. Things I think I ought to be doing and places I ought to be going. Always other places.
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— Erlend Loe
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm.
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— Erik Naggum
I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.
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— Columbus Short
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
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— Chuck Klosterman
Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.
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— Christine Warren
You aren't worried are you?" "Why should I be worried? It's just another day in the neighborhood. You know - bombs, fires, people shooting at you. Why should I be worried? Especially since we could be clothes shopping or boarding a plane. I'm not in the least worried." "Hmmm," he mused allowed. "I read about this in the relationship manual. It's called womanly sarcasm and usually means a man is in deep trouble.
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— Christine Feehan
My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it is by no means straightforward: quite often I am sincere when I appear to be sarcastic, and I am sarcastic when I appear to be sincere. I also try to contradict myself at least once a day, which is a camp must.
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— Bruce LaBruce
I do sarcasm really poorly.
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— Brittany Murphy
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
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— Brandon Sanderson
People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA who used Jon Stewart to recruit me. So Jon Stewart, who actually - a guy from America was used by the CIA in order to recruit me for the CIA and be - make me a CIA agent to use sarcasm to bring down the government and bring down the country because this was all, of course, part of a worldwide conspiracy against the country.
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— Bassem Youssef
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
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— Barry Webster
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.
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— Aubrey Plaza
Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one.
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— Arshile Gorky
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos.
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— Antonin Artaud
I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.
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— Andrea Fay Friedman