Are you tired of lyrical liars, passing fliers,Wannabe MC's, but really good triers,Tripping over mic cords, getting you bored,A total fraud, this kind of thing I can't afford!
A professionally trained actress should be a better liar, wouldn't you think? But no. I am pathetically underachieved in that area. I can think of a great lie. I'm plenty imaginative. But before the words are even out of my mouth, there's a weird tickle of unease in my armpits, a horsefly of guilt lands on the back of my neck, and before I can stop myself, that gassy little bubble of truth belches out.
I want to go to college for literature. I want to be a writer. I mean, I love what I do, but its not all I want to do-be a professional liar for the rest of my life.
I just need the junkies and the liars and the thieves,I need the pimps, prostitutes and pushers out in the streets.That's where I'm seeking God, cause that's where He found me.
A thief is a man in need. A liar is a man in fear.
I knew that at least a few of the stars I saw were probably gone already, collapsed into nothing. I felt like I was looking at a lie. But I didn't mind. The world makes liars of us all.
There are two types of actors: those who say they don't want to be famous and those who are liars.
I was the biggest liar for no reason, and then as I got older, I thought, "Why am I lying to everybody?" I would hear other people lie and be like, "You sound so stupid." So then I would just change my lies. The only person I lie to is my little sister, when I steal her clothes.
It is completely irresponsible, if not worse, for members of the media to be calling our press secretary a liar and worse. On Twitter and Facebook and elsewhere. And in articles. That is not the way to start relationships with the press.
My father is a liar and so am I.But I'm going to stop. I have to stop.I will tell you my story and I will tell it straight. No lies, no omissions.That's my promise.This time I truly mean it.
The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.
Everyone's a liar. Everyone I've ever known.
I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.
I believe I am a person with unusual talents. I think I'd be a liar or stupid if I were to deny that.
Honesty is of God and dishonesty of the devil; the devil was a liar from the beginning.
How is it possible for those who are men of honor in their persons, thus to become notorious liars in their party
If at the end of the season I'm leaving the club, you have the right to come to me and say: 'Jose, you are a liar'
The logical upshot of liberalism's hatred of hypocrisy is that it is better for the liar to champion lying, the glutton to advocate gluttony, the adulterer to celebrate adultery, than for someone to preach the right thing if he himself occasionally does the wrong thing. Better to let your failings define you and be happy about it, than to let your ideals define you but then fall short of them, for that opens you up to the charge of hypocrisy.
Those who say they dislike dogma, or 'certainty', tend to be liars, hypocrites, or simply wrong. What they really dislike is the dogma of those they disagree with. A society that was certain, certain beyond all certainty, that putting its citizens in death camps was wrong, would never put people in death camps. Such things are only possible when you're open to new ideas.
I wear this crown of thornsUpon my liar's chairFull of broken thoughtsI cannot repairBeneath the stains of timeThe feelings disappearYou are someone elseI am still right hereWhat have I becomeMy sweetest friend?
Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen. And he has given us this command: Anyone who loves God must also love their brother and sister.
I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now.
I don't tolerate liars. When somebody lies to me, that's really, like, just unbearable.
I have one major problem with the internet: It's full of liars. There doesn't seem to be any way to answer to people lying about you.
I have a lot of heroes. I don't think people give enough of a tribute to their mentors. They try to act like they're spontaneous generations - they are faking liars.
Cheats, liars and criminals may resist every blandishment while respectable gentlemen have been moved to appalling treasons by watery cabbage in a departmental canteen.
All men are liars, said Roberta Muldoon, who knew this was true because she had once been a man.
Know the story before you fall in love with your first sentence. If you don't know the story before you begin the story, what kind of a storyteller are you? Just an ordinary kind, just a mediocre kind " making it up as you go along, like a common liar.
[Michael Flynn] has called President [Barack] Obama a liar.
The camera is one of the greatest liars of our time.
I don't agonize over decisions as much these days. The criteria of what's important to me is clear. The insecurity that you feel, and the paranoia that you feel, have been around for a long time - you know it's a liar because it's been lying to you all along - every time you start something new.
I think any actor can probably identify with being a professional liar. You don't always look at yourself that way, but I know a lot of days I do.
Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough to the ruffian, and a thunderbolt to the liar. But in all this, never be unmindful of your own dignity.
The UFOs do not seem to exist as tangible, manufactured objects. They do not conform to the accepted natural laws of our environment. They seem to be nothing more than transmogrifications tailoring themselves to our ability to understand. The thousands of contacts with the entities indicates that they are liars and put-on artists, the UFO manifestations seem to be, by and large, merely minor variations of the age-old demonological phenomenon.
I'd rather be a liar than an asshole.
What is a writer of fiction but a liar with a licence?
There's more to me, more to the universe, than I suspected. Room for all the dreams I ever had, and all the nightmares...heroes in the gutters and in the mirror; saints in the frozen wasteland; fools and liars on the throne of wisdom, and hands reaching out in hunger that will never be filled.
The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.
The fly angler who says they have never, ever fallen while wading , is either a pathogenic liar, or has never been fly-fishing.
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.