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    idiot Quotes

    Only idiots get bored when we've all got handheld devices containing infinite knowledge at our fingertips.
    — Ziad K. Abdelnour
    tags: idiot 
    I try to do as little as possible without looking like an idiot. Research is fun and easy. Writing is hard. So I try not to let the research become an excuse to not do the writing part.
    — Zachary Lazar
    tags: fun  writing  research  idiot 
    I don't think it's ever hard to punch someone in the face who's just punched you in the face. I would say that anyone who thinks they can walk up to someone and punch them in the face without getting punched back is an idiot. At the end of the day, if someone came up here and punched you, trust me, you would fight back. That is just basic survival.
    — Zach McGowan
    tags: trust  survival  fight  idiot 
    Man is profoundly dependent on the reflection of himself in another man's soul, be it even the soul of an idiot.
    — Witold Gombrowicz
    tags: men  soul  reflection  idiot 
    Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.
    — Winston Groom
    tags: idiot 
    Any idiot that wants to make a couple of thousand drawings for a hundred feet of film is welcome to join the club.
    — Winsor McCay
    tags: film  idiot 
    If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!
    — Willie Aames
    tags: god  idiot 
    It's completely idiot proof." I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is "idiot friendly.
    — William Weld
    tags: wrong  machine  idiot 
    I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.
    — William Hung
    tags: time  people  talent  idiot 
    Kissing scenes are never romantic or sexy, they're actually super technical, like, "Move your head, you're blocking her light," or, "Stop looking like an idiot when you kiss her." You do it again and again because of the camera angles and takes and whatnot. So by the end of it, it's not even kissing. All the anything is totally drained out of it.
    — Will Poulter
    tags: romantic  kiss  sexy  kissing  idiot 
    Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that?
    — Will Oldham
    tags: money  idiot 
    I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.
    — Will Ferrell
    tags: idiot 
    It is hereby earnestly proposed that the USA would be much better off if that big, sprawling, incoherent, shapeless, slobbering civic idiot in the family of American communities, the City of Los Angeles, could be declared incompetent and placed in charge of a guardian like any individual mental defective.
    — Westbrook Pegler
    Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old.
    — Wes Borland
    tags: year  idiot 
    We wish to become one thing or another, rather we wish to become everything and in this pursuit of becoming everything we only end up becoming idiots.
    — Wasif Ali Wasif
    tags: wishes  idiot 
    I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.
    — Warren Buffett
    tags: invest  company  idiot 
    I always say that in investing you want to buy stock in a company that has a business that's so good that an idiot can run it, because sooner or later one will. We have a country like that.
    — Warren Buffett
    tags: business  stock  company  idiot 
    If you've got a good enough business, if you have a monopoly newspaper, if you have a network television station - I'm talking of the past - you know, your idiot nephew could run it. And if you've got a really good business, it doesn't make any difference.
    — Warren Buffett
    tags: past  business  idiot 
    You get what I call the natural progression, the three Is. The innovators, the imitators, and the idiots.
    — Warren Buffett
    tags: idiot 
    The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.
    — Wanda Sykes
    tags: truth  men  world  believe  lies  powerful  right  sex  idiot 
    Recent school shootings have lured ill-informed Americans into a war on our Second Amendment guarantees, led by the nation's tyrants and their useful idiots. ... The Second Amendment was given to us as protection against tyranny by the federal government and the Congress of the United States.
    — Walter E. Williams
    Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate.
    — Walter Dean Myers
    tags: idiot 
    Any idiot can get an airplane off the ground, but an aviator earns his keep by bringing it back anytime, anywhere, under any circumstances that man and God can dream up.
    — Walter Cunningham
    tags: men  god  dreams  idiot 
    The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.
    — W. S. Gilbert
    tags: praise  idiot 
    A lot of comics claimed to be political comedians when George W. Bush was in office just by calling him an idiot. For me, Obama is actually more interesting comically, because not everybody can figure it out.
    — W. Kamau Bell
    tags: political  idiot 
    The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.
    — Vivienne Westwood
    tags: fight  poor  idiot 
    Just because I was 30 doesn't mean I was grown. God, I was such an idiot. I was an absolute idiot at 30. And I grew up.
    — Viola Davis
    tags: god  idiot 
    It's amazing to me that Glenn Beck can be on the cover of 'Time,' and there can be a whole article about him basically saying, 'Well, you know, he's controversial.' It's like, 'No, he's a dangerous idiot who needs the help of a good psychiatrist!'
    — Viggo Mortensen
    tags: time  help  saying  idiot  dangerous 
    There are a lot of idiots on the Internet getting a lot of attention.
    — Uwe Boll
    The truth is I've just never had any kind of plan at all for my career, which is probably not a very flattering thing to admit. I don't know that I'd ever planned to be in this situation. I'm still just an idiot, really really stupid. It's not like I'm now a genius because this has happened. I just got hugely lucky.
    — Ty Burrell
    tags: truth  career  genius  idiot 
    To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a bag. Shake gently, draw them out at random, and copy them conscientiously... DADA est mort. DADA est idiot. Vive DADA!
    — Tristan Tzara
    tags: poem  idiot 
    Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
    — Trey Parker
    tags: children  smart  people  child  idiot 
    Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!
    — Tony Robbins
    tags: problem  leader  idiot 
    My view is my entire life has been shaped by giving when I didn't have it. Some idiot who's wealthy and doesn't give, they'll rot in their own selfishness. I'm not worried about them. What I'm really interested in is the day-to-day person, human beings who want to go to another level of their life.
    — Tony Robbins
    I don't know anything about making movies. I'd never been on a film set. I'm really kind of an idiot when it comes to figuring out where objects are in space. If they're both moving, I can't do the math. If you ever see me driving down a road, go somewhere else quickly.
    — Tony Kushner
    tags: space  movie  film  idiot 
    When things don't go well, it helps to think of yourself as a genius and the rest of the world as a bunch of idiots.
    — Tom Perrotta
    tags: world  help  genius  idiot 
    I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative process! That's fantastic!
    — Tom Hodgkinson
    tags: lazy  creative  idiot 
    I set myself that decision, otherwise I'm driving an opinion at you, and I think that would be treating you like you're an idiot. I don't want to force-feed you my opinion.
    — Tom Hardy
    tags: decision  opinion  idiot 
    Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality.
    — Tom Cruise
    tags: reality  dreams  idiot 
    Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.
    — Tom Christiansen
    tags: peace  idiot 
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