idiot Quotes

I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
tags: people idiot
— Linus Torvalds
This 'users are idiots, and are confused by functionality' mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.
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— Linus Torvalds
Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease.
tags: brain job millionaire property idiot criminal
— Linda Sunshine
A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.
tags: missing idiot
— Linda Howard
Mechanical instruments, potentially a vehicle of rational human purposes, are scarcely a blessing when they enable the gossip of the village idiot and the deeds of the thug to be broadcast to a million people each day.
tags: people human blessing idiot
— Lewis Mumford
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
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— Lewis Grizzard
One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it.
tags: people school idiot
— Lewis Black
When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.
tags: energy america shares idiot
— Lewis Black
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
tags: crazy idiot
— Lewis Black
Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun.
tags: time fun writing reading book idiot
— Lewis Black
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.
tags: people celebrity idiot
— Lewis Black
I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.
tags: genius idiot
— Leo Szilard
Knowledge is like a knife. In the hands of a well-balanced adult it is an instrument for good of inestimable value; but in the hands of a child, an idiot, a criminal, a drunkard or an insane man, it may cause havoc, misery, suffering and crime. Science and religion have this in common, that their noble aims, their power for good, have often, with wrong men, deteriorated into a boomerang to the human race.
tags: children crimes men power suffering adult human child wrong misery race noble idiot criminal
— Leo Baekeland
To be a good actor, you have to be very smart. But to be a great actor, you also have to have a streak of, 'I'm an idiot, a complete lunatic.'
tags: smart idiot
— Lena Olin
So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an idiot to be burnt-out in this job.
tags: job writing reading idiot
— Lee Child
There are idiots. Look around.
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— Lawrence Summers
You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.
tags: job real idiot
— Laurence J. Peter
LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.
tags: people women idiot
— Lauren Willig
Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere.
tags: power idiot
— Laura Anne Gilman
There is a technical, literary term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of the author. The term is 'idiot'.
tags: belief character mistakes opinion novel author idiot
— Larry Niven
I can't think of anything that isn't cloud computing with all of these announcements. The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. What is it?
tags: fashion ideas computer idiot
— Larry Ellison
The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. What is it? It's complete gibberish. It's insane. When is this idiocy going to stop?
tags: fashion ideas computer idiot
— Larry Ellison
I'm not going to pass out-" He cut her off with a kiss. "If you did, I'd catch you." Gods, he'd laugh at either of his brothers if they said that to their mates, the pussywhipped idiots.
tags: god kiss idiot
— Larissa Ione
There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.
tags: children brain child idiot
— L. Sprague de Camp
I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good music instead? They're not going to know the difference.
tags: music mind idiot
— Kristin Hersh
I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.
tags: time idiot
— Kobe Bryant
I was an idiot when I was a kid.
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— Kobe Bryant
Only an idiot would doubt my return
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— Kobe Bryant
Working with a great director is wonderful for an actor because it means that you're not forced to take the advice of an idiot.
tags: advice idiot
— Klaus Kinski
Other than hitting the ball...there's nothing else I have ever done or know how to do. How to live on the outside, how to earn a living, how to take of my family, I'm a stupid idiot who doesn't know how to do any of that. Therefore...Please let me play baseball.
tags: living live baseball idiot
— Kim Young-kwang
You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.
tags: people idiot
— Kim Stanley
They weren't idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.
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— Kim Harrison
When I caught up, I grabbed Jack's arm. "What are you doing here?" "Hiding! That's how you play the game, right? I thought the title hide-and-seek was fairly self-explanatory. Then again, you are blond." "So are you, idiot. Again, what are you doing here?
tags: thoughts games idiot
— Kiersten White
You're an idiot, Maxon Schreave. Your parents have completely sabotaged you. You could have a thousand girls set before you, and it wouldn't matter. You're too stupid to see love when it stands right in front of you.
tags: girls right parent idiot
— Kiera Cass
The picture of me just after I'd found out Aspen was saving up to marry me. I looked radiant, hopeful, beautiful. I looked like I was in love. And some idiot thought that love was for Prince Maxon.
tags: thoughts beautiful marry idiot
— Kiera Cass
I fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love.
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— Kid Rock
I've always enjoyed Twitter. I enjoy it a lot less now that I'm in WWE, I'll be honest. Because the number of idiots that have access to you is exponentially more. I feel like people shouldn't be able to tweet whatever they want without consequences.
tags: people idiot consequence
— Kevin Owens
There are a lot of idiot fund managers out there who add no value to the process at all.
tags: value process idiot
— Kevin O'Leary
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
tags: talent idiot
— Kevin Bacon
This country's crazy in terms of fame and what people think it means. They expect a writer to be something between a Hollywood starlet and the village idiot.
tags: people crazy fame idiot
— Kent Haruf