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    Humor is a part of spirituality.
    — Zooey Deschanel
    tags: humor 
     
    Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
    — Zooey Deschanel
    tags: humor  men  women  funny  die  college 
     
    One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.
    — Zoey Deutch
    tags: humor 
     
    I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can't explain it.
    — Zoey Deutch
    tags: humor 
     
    Big Bang Theory' is not my kind of show. It's not my humor. I don't like multicam comedies. I don't want an audience to tell me when to laugh.
    — Zachary Knighton
    tags: humor  comedy 
     
    Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
    — Zach Braff
    tags: humor  women  talent  buddha  fail 
     
    I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.
    — Zach Braff
    A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.
    — Zach Braff
    It's up to us to make the accommodations for all sorts of different travel scenarios. It's amazing how many companies aren't really in tune to the needs of different travelers. There's just so many embarrassing situations that you go through when you travel. You have to have a sense of humor about it and take it in stride. My whole approach is to embrace spontaneity.
    — Zach Anner
    tags: humor  travel  company 
     
    Love advice is like life advice, so there are so many elements of that. I think humor, patience, admiration are really important love elements. Love and respect. You have to respect the person that you're going to love, and you have to be confident in yourself and love yourself.
    — Zac Posen
    I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.
    — Zac Efron
    tags: humor  people  thoughts  school 
     
    I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
    — Yvette Nicole Brown
    tags: humor  funny  lessons  god 
     
    You need to laugh more. Life is filled with too many problems, to not laugh every day... We need to have a sense of humor going into this because it's too tough without it.
    — Ysabella Brave
    tags: humor  problem 
     
    It is perhaps life's greatest accomplishment to live to old age, maintaining one's wits, one's sense of humor, one's health, and one's charm.
    — Yehudi Menuhin
    tags: health  humor  live  age  charm 
     
    If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
    — Xunzi
    tags: humor  strong  balance  harmony  blood 
     
    Three Scotsmen of the clan McKay were looking for a fourth member to fight four members of the Irish clan Magee ... 'I'm not one of you,' my father pointed out. 'You see, I'm one of the clan M-c-C-A-Y.' And that is how I got both my name and my sense of humor.
    — Winsor McCay
    tags: humor  fight  father 
     
    A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never need do anything.
    — Winifred Holtby
    tags: humor  questions 
     
    I hope I pass on my dad's good humor, work ethic and lack of self-seriousness. Our house was always a fun place where you'd get knocked around quickly if you took yourself too seriously.
    — Willie Geist
    tags: humor  work  ethics  fun  hope 
     
    The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
    — William Temple
    tags: enemies  humor  friends  enemy 
     
    The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit.
    — William Temple
    tags: humor  truth 
     
    Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones.
    — William Sloane Coffin
    tags: humor  faith 
     
    There are no persons more solicitous about the preservation of rank than those who have no rank at all. Observe the humors of a country christening, and you will find no court in Christendom so ceremonious as the quality of Brentford.
    — William Shenstone
    tags: humor  quality 
     
    If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
    — William Howard Taft
    tags: humor  people  brain  race  american 
     
    I do love comedy, but I'm not brave enough to tackle a script whose goal is to make you laugh. That's tough. The ones that can do it, I tip my hat off to them, but I don't have that kind of humor or mind.
    — William H. Macy
    tags: humor  comedy  mind  goal 
     
    Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in their quality world and then begins to relate and seek out the counselor. Effective therapy begins with the acceptance of the therapist into the client's quality world.
    — William Glasser
    I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.
    — William Gilmore Simms
    tags: humor  believe 
     
    Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.
    — William Gilbert
    tags: fashion  humor  abuse  drugs 
     
    An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.
    — William Feather
    tags: humor  business 
     
    Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
    — William E. Rothschild
    tags: humor  mercy 
     
    [I] could see how nervous everybody was in the beginning and how silent it was when we had trouble with the artificial heart [during the surgery, but later in the operation, when it was working, there were moments] of loud and raucous humor.
    — William DeVries
    tags: humor  heart 
     
    Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
    — Will Eisner
    There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
    — Will Durst
    tags: humor 
     
    Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
    — Will Cuppy
    tags: humor  hell 
     
    The 1930s - a Golden Age for American humor, mainly because everything else was going so badly. The wisecrack was the basic American sentence because there were so many things that could not be said any other way.
    — Wilfrid Sheed
    tags: humor  age  american 
     
    Either you have a sense of humor about [being a former child star], or you're in rehab. There's not a lot of gray area.
    — Wil Wheaton
    tags: children  humor  child 
     
    It's terrible to write what are essentially comedies for people with no sense of humor. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but observably not.
    — Whit Stillman
    tags: humor  people  comedy  write 
     
    Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities - a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say.
    — Wentworth Miller
    I think it's necessary when you're dealing with a dark show that has explosion and violence to have defined moments of lightness and humor, even romance. It's important, and it deepens the character, of course.
    — Wentworth Miller
    The trick. . .is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious issues of identity, self-loathing, and the possibility for intimacy and love when it seems no longer possible or, sadder yet, no longer necessary.
    — Wendy Wasserstein
    I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.
    — Wendy Liebman
    tags: humor  parent 
     
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