humor Quotes

I don't really think of myself as quirky; I have sort of an unusual sense of humor.
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— Kyle MacLachlan
I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.
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— Kyle Chandler
I use a lot of humor in my writing. But it's completely black humor.
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— Kurt Vile
All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more weight than I intended.
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— Kurt Sutter
You can always tell somebody's sense of humor by if they like this movie or not.
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— Kurt Russell
I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.
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— Kurt Fuller
I sometimes think humor and satire are more effective techniques for expressing social statements than direct comment.
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— Kristin Hunter
I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.
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— Kristin Hersh
Humor, together with irony,forms a safeguard against idolatry.
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— Krister Stendahl
I like women who have an opinion one way or the other or who have a great sense of humor and a great sense of adventure. I can be friends with women who are not like that, but I don't have that hard emotional connection.
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— Kristen Stewart
I think there were moments on Snow White where I wished there was a little bit more of a sick humor toward Ravenna. But maybe the tone of the movie couldn't really support that. So you always have to kind of figure out where you are and adapt to it.
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— Kristen Stewart
I give you my promise to be by your side forevermore. I promise to love, to honor, and to listen as you tell me your thoughts, your hopes, your fears and your dreams. I promise to love you deeply and truly because it is your heart that moves me, your head that challenges me, your humor that delights me and your hands I wish to hold until the end of my days.
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— Kristen Proby
Royal Young has accomplished a rare feat in his fresh and riveting debut: he manages to recount his fascinating youth and unconventional family with a mixture of humor, scathing honesty and tenderness. Much more than simply a book about a kid who dreams of stardom, Fame Shark is a thoughtful, hilarious and moving love letter to his family and the Lower East Side of New York City.
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— Kristen Johnston
Peter Cooper looks at the world with an artist's eye and a human heart and soul. His songs are the work of an original, creative imagination, alive with humor and heartbreak and irony and intelligence, with truth and beauty in the details. Deep stuff. And they get better every time you listen to them.
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— Kris Kristofferson
Guys usually like my sense of humor, and I am pretty down to earth. And I'm a driven person.
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— Kreayshawn
Humor and knowledge are the two great hopes of our culture.
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— Konrad Lorenz
We do not take humor seriously enough.
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— Konrad Lorenz
It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.
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— Kirsten Dunst
My dark comic edge is the end result of trying to use humor to maintain my sanity growing up in a dysfunctional family in Honolulu.
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— Kirby Wright
Don't quit your day jobs, boys, but always keep your sense of humor.
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— Kimberly Guilfoyle
If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.
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— Kid Koala
Not every story lends itself tonally to humor, so you have to navigate that territory properly. You can put a humorous spin on anything, really, if you know what you're doing, but it's not always desirable to have your reader laughing on every page.
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— Kevin Keck
My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'
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— Kevin Hart
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.
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— Kevin Hart
Sesame Street is the epitome of children's television. It has continued to maintain the successful structure that was established in the beginning. Through it's amazing research department, teaching has been made fun. This, the heart and humor works for children and adults alike, that's why I'm very honored to be a part of it.
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— Kevin Clash
You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.
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— Kesha
I listen to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way about women and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them with humor, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
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— Kesha
They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes.
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— Kenneth Williams
I apologize to everyone who was offended by my insensitive tweet about the situation in Egypt. I've dedicated my life to raising awareness about serious social issues, and in hindsight my attempt at humor regarding a nation liberating themselves against oppression was poorly timed and absolutely inappropriate.
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— Kenneth Cole
In humor, almost always, less is more.
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— Ken Weber
Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy. He knows there's a painful side; he knows my thumb smarts and his girlfriend has a bruised breast and the doctor is losing his glasses, but he won't let the pain blot out the humor no more'n he'll let the humor blot out the pain.
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— Ken Kesey
But he won't let the pain blot out the humor no more'n he'll let the humor blot out the pain.
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— Ken Kesey
I find Donald Trump to be very kind and generous. I find him to have a great sense of humor.
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— Kellyanne Conway
I had a client who just wanted to entertain me the whole time, that is a defense against going deep, in my mind. What happens when the jokester is not allowed to deflect with humor? You then have to feel the pain, and learn that you can survive it. It makes you more resilient and stronger in the long run, and your sense of humor will always be there. Being able to see the funny is deep.
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— Kelly Carlin-McCall
When I am ever in any situation that's getting too heavy, I lighten it up with humor.
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— Kelly Carlin-McCall
Nature has a pretty sick sense of humor.
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— Kelly Braffet
Without humor, a sports fan is a religious fanatic. Without humor, a newscast is a terrible, depressing, unpalatable thing.
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— Keith Olbermann
You have to realize that Mel [Gibson], he's a funny guy. He's got a wicked sense of humor.
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— Keith Carradine
Surprise is not humor. I think that there can be a fine line there.
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— Keegan-Michael Key
I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it.
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— Katy Perry