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    Lebanese freedom of speech : You get to say whatever you like as long as the authorities approve of it... Hilarious.
     
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    — Ziad K. Abdelnour
    As I get older, I think I'm more interested in comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. But I watched some of that Justin Bieber "roast" and I thought it was hilarious.
     
    tags: thoughts comedy hilarious
    — Zach Woods
    Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
     
    tags: funny hilarious
    — Zach Galifianakis
    Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
     
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    — Zach Galifianakis
    My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.
     
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    — Zach Braff
    In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons.
     
    tags: fantasy comedy community real hilarious black
    — Will Smith
    But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
     
    tags: humor hilarious sacred
    — Wayne White
    If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.
     
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    — Walter Moers
    Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.
     
    tags: people problem hilarious
    — Tommy Lee Jones
    In a press conference, everyone is required to be like, "I'm just trying to do what's best for the team," but really?! It's a hilarious lie that everybody allows to be told.
     
    tags: lies hilarious
    — Tommy Dewey
    If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.
     
    tags: funny understanding comedy moment hilarious
    — Tom Hiddleston
    One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.
     
    tags: funny hilarious
    — Tippi Hedren
    In my mind, I'm hilarious, so I would love to do some comedy. But, I'm not exactly sure my perspective is a healthy one.
     
    tags: comedy healthy hilarious mind perspective
    — Timothy Olyphant
    The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious
     
    tags: loss hilarious blood
    — Thom Yorke
    I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.
     
    tags: hilarious parent kids
    — Thom Yorke
    A friend told me about the casting notice for 'Queer Eye.' I was in Chicago and I had a contract with 'Esquire' magazine, so had been coming to New York City regularly and thought I'd catch a cheap flight, crash on a friend's sofa and do this hilarious audition that I had no chance of winning.
     
    tags: chance thoughts friends eyes winning hilarious
    — Ted Allen
    I've seen people who are not very likeable but hilarious. I think comedians get to a point where they know they're funny, so they don't care - in the sense that they know what they're doing. They have a skill.
     
    tags: people funny care hilarious
    — Ted Alexandro
    I love satire. Evelyn Waugh is one of my favorite writers of all time. He's hilarious. He's so wicked. He's so great. On the other hand, pure satire is an imitation. It doesn't really have any heart. It only holds things up to ridicule.
     
    tags: time heart satire hilarious
    — T.C. Boyle
    I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you.
     
    tags: smart funny hilarious wise novel
    — Steven Strogatz
    When you're surrounded by friends and exes, there's a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic those experiences may be to the participant, to the onlooker they're hilarious.
     
    tags: friends experience hilarious
    — Steven Moffat
    It's hilarious, because my guitar has what's known as a tremolo bar or a whammy bar. And the whammy bar is probably the most alien thing on my guitar that could possibly relate to a classical guitar.
     
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    — Steve Vai
    Steve Buscemi is hilarious. He's really, really good with improv.
     
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    — Steve Carell
    Solitude is rich but seldom hilarious.
     
    tags: solitude hilarious
    — Stephanie Mills
    It's the originality of Pauls Toutonghi's voice and vision that makes this such a remarkable novel. Toutonghi is a true daredevil of a writer, and this fantastically hilarious and affecting book will have you on the edge of your seat.
     
    tags: true hilarious novel book vision
    — Skip Horack
    I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid stands and look at the tabloids it makes me kind of wonder like what's really going on.
     
    tags: time truth wonder hilarious
    — Simon Rex
    You're so hilarious. You know, if this whole Daimon-slaying gig doesn't work out for you, you should really consider being a comedian. The bright Barney hair color would just add to the overall entertainment factor.
     
    tags: work hilarious
    — Sherrilyn Kenyon
    Stamps from Afghanistan are hilarious. You can tell when the revolutions are because suddenly they stop having pictures of the mullahs and the independence monument and they start having fish on them.
     
    — Samuel West
    The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly unqualified person who goes on to become a Vice Presidential candidate in a hotly contested presidential race. With hilarious results. They must be so bummed.
     
    tags: people hilarious race sorry
    — Samantha Bee
    [Hunt for the Wilderpeople] people seem to be just finding it hilarious in Sundance. I would think that judging on the feedback I get; it's a very warming film. It's not sentimental, but people are sort of heart warmed by a message that's pretty rare.
     
    tags: people heart hilarious film
    — Sam Neill
    David Arnold's writing is both heartfelt and hilarious. You will fall in love with Mim, even as her grand journey will keep you guessing. Mosquitoland reminds us that sometimes imperfect is just perfect.
     
    tags: journey hilarious writing
    — Ruta Sepetys
    My guiltiest pleasure in life is 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' I watch them all - old, new - I don't care. Despite how bad the writing is on the show. The people getting hit and hurt, that's hilarious.
     
    tags: people hurt pleasure care bad hilarious america writing
    — Russell Peters
    If I don't wear a wig, I'm called a nasty f*g, if I do wear a wig, I'm hilarious.
     
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    — Roy Haylock
    I have never liked Morrissey, and I still don't. I think it's hilarious, actually, what things I've heard about him, what he's really like, and his public persona is so different. He's such an actor.
     
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    — Robert Smith
    It was hilarious [last scene with Edward Cullen] considering we'd spent the entire series filming in the most miserable conditions, and then we end on the beach in the Caribbean filming for two days in the sea. That was fun. We literally did the last shot as the sun was coming up in St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. It was a nice way to end it, because they were considering shooting it in the sea in Vancouver, which would not have worked at all.
     
    tags: fun hilarious
    — Robert Pattinson
    That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious. So that's kind of a loaded question.
     
    tags: questions hilarious
    — Rob Huebel
    I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
     
    tags: crazy hilarious wife
    — Rob Delaney
    Its just I fell into a bunch of movies that kind of fit in my life. It made sense to do them in the 80s. Folks who know me think its hilarious.
     
    tags: hilarious movie
    — Rick Moranis
    My parents played by parents, in the second season [of Suits]. We had a Skype scene and they were my real parents. My parents are cartoons. When they come up and visit, they're hilarious. My mother somehow finds a way to get in the way of everything.
     
    tags: real hilarious mother parent
    — Rick Hoffman
    At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious.
     
    tags: humor world risk hilarious writing
    — Richard Russo
    I want that which is hilarious and that which is heartbreaking to occupy the same territory in the book because I think they very often occupy the same territory in life, much as we try to separate them.
     
    tags: hilarious book
    — Richard Russo
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