golf Quotes

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
 
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— Kinky Friedman
I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today.
 
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— King Edward VIII
When you are too old to play golf, you had better die.
 
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— King Edward VIII
My parents lived by Rancho Park. And my mom, later in life, got into playing golf. She and her male cronies would get up at five in the morning and sneak onto the back nine. I kind of just started getting into it. For a long time I was really puzzled by why people liked it.
 
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— Kim Gordon
The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet
 
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— Kevin Keegan
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
 
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— Kevin Costner
I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.
 
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— Kenny G
I've never really played golf. With the sax, I learned technique well enough so that it feels like part of my body, and I just express myself. That's where I want to get in golf.
 
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— Kenny G
The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out of the cup. The hell with television towers and cables and burrowing animals and the thousand and one things that are referred to as 'not part of the golf course'. If you hit the ball off the fairway, you play it from there.
 
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— Ken Venturi
The hardest thing in golf is trying to two-putt when you have to, because your brain isn't wired that way. You're accustomed to trying to make putts, and when you change that mind-set, your brain short-circuits, especially under pressure.
 
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— Ken Venturi
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
 
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— Ken Harrelson
Golf is tougher than my first wife.
 
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— Ken Green
Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous.
 
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— Ken Green
In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.
 
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— Ken Buck
Golf, more than most games, has a number of clichés, often successfully disguised as 'tips'. Watch out!
 
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— Kathy Whitworth
Golf is a game of misses, and the winners are those who have the best misses
 
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— Kathy Whitworth
There are no absolutes in golf. Golf is such an individual game, and no two people swing alike.
 
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— Kathy Whitworth
I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong
 
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— Karrie Webb
It takes having your golf peak four different times throughout the year. You have to like all four golf courses. You've got to be the best of that week for the four weeks
 
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— Karrie Webb
I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf, but you've got to do it.
 
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— Karrie Webb
Golf is my boyfriend right now.
 
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— Karrie Webb
I have great respect for Jaypee Greens as a company that has produced a truly world class, 24-carat, championship golf course. I am happy to be associated with a company with such outstanding qualities.
 
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— Kapil Dev
I'm not being used to create the trickle down effect in racquetball, unlike Tiger Woods being used to create such effect in golf. If you go to the IRT website, you don't know that I'm champion. I mean you'll see my image but you'll not know what I've done in the sport. Although, me being Canadian makes it difficult for them to embrace me as champion. I don't know, it feels like we take 10 steps forward and 8 back in racquetball.
 
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— Kane Waselenchuk
I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.
 
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— Justin Timberlake
I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops.
 
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— Justin Timberlake
You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
 
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— Justin Timberlake
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.
 
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— Julius Boros
Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit it. And the goal is to get it into a little hole placed in a hard spot.
 
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— Juli Inkster
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing.
 
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— Josh Duhamel
And Kate Hepburn-God, she's beautiful, God, she plays golf well, God, she can get anyone in the world on the phone, God, she knows what to do all the time, God, she wears clothes well.
 
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— Joseph L. Mankiewicz
I was a pitcher, and my dad played in college. The hardest day of my life was telling him I was going to quit to focus more on golf. But with golf, I felt like the game can't be perfected, and that motivated me.
 
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— Jordan Spieth
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.
 
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— Jon Stewart
In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.
 
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— Johnny Miller
The mental aspect of golf is what makes golf such a great sport.
 
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— Johnny Miller
There are plenty of guys who played great golf, had great careers and only won a few majors.
 
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— Johnny Miller
I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.
 
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— Johnny Miller
For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.
 
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— Johnny Miller
I love the house that I've been living in for over 40 years. I really am a homebody and I still love to play golf.
 
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— Johnny Mathis
If one defines the term 'dropout' to mean a person who has given up serious effort to meet his responsibilities, then every business office, government agency, golf club and university faculty would yield its quota.
 
— John W. Gardner
I like to play snooker, golf as well.
 
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— John Terry