funny Quotes

I'm not going to be remotely funny.
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— Kyra Sedgwick
We try to write the best songs ever, and they come out kind of funny...
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— Kyle Gass
A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.
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— Kyle Dunnigan
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.
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— Kurt Fuller
So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.
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— Kurt Braunohler
My stories take three or four months to fix, and it's not magical of a process. Ultimately it's a boring, difficult process. I write everything out, and then the parts I think are funny I put in bold. Then I go perform it. Then the parts that aren't funny, I unbold them.
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— Kumail Nanjiani
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
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— Kumail Nanjiani
I think if you love someone, you think that they're out of your league, of course. I go for the full package though, you know, like not everything is based on looks. I go for talent and funny.
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— Krysten Ritter
I was always loud and obnoxious and giggly and funny.
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— Krysten Ritter
I do a lot of comedy and I like that. I am happy doing funny films. I am often the straight person in a comedy, which is great as long as there are talented people to work with.
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— Kristin Davis
I'm just happy that I'll have someone to give all my shoes to! I'll have someone to take over everything. It's funny because I'm having a lot of fun buying clothes for my daughter. She already has shoes for when she's a size eight. She's covered for a while.
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— Kristin Cavallari
It's funny because when there's something written about me in Velonews or Cyclingnews, the headline isn't "the other" Armstrong; its Armstrong wins another race. With Lance in retirement, everyone I know goes to those sites because they think Lance is racing again.
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— Kristin Armstrong
When you're a woman in your thirties, and maybe you don't really know what you want to do with your life, but it seems like everyone else does, and your best friend gets married, and it forces you to look at yourself. I don't know if I described that in a very funny way.
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— Kristen Wiig
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
tags: funny listening
— Kristen Wiig
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.
tags: people women funny world comedy opportunities year
— Kristen Wiig
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body.
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— Kristen Stewart
You watch the interview afterwards, and they didn't really say much, but it's interesting, funny, and engaging. Whereas I sit there and look a little bit too serious, and as soon as that happens then you're uncomfortable and you don't want to watch.
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— Kristen Stewart
I can't draw a line between myself and stuff that I do. It's funny, I don't want to sound like it's just about this, but really with everything I do, it's hard for me to take myself out of it.
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— Kristen Stewart
And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery slope. I always say to myself I'm never going to give anything away because there's never any point or benefit for me.
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— Kristen Stewart
It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.
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— Kristen Stewart
I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.
tags: work funny choice talent career movie school year
— Kristen Stewart
It's funny when you can actually relate to the fans on a human level and it happens all the time. People assume that's impossible. So when that happens it's a cool thing.
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— Kristen Stewart
I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
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— Kristen Johnston
I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
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— Kristen Johnston
I think real humans are so complicated, and often [characters] are written more one-dimensional without maybe even the writer knowing it. I've felt numerous moments in my life where my most confident moment and my most insecure moment were exactly the same time. There's nothing funny or interesting about perfection.
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— Kristen Bell
The funny thing is that I'm not a planner. I have no idea what I want to do in the interim of that 50 years, but I tell ya: That's where you'll find me in my last performance.
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— Kristen Bell
The perception of him as brooding and dark and miserable, that is baloney. Kurt Cobain was a funny dude.
tags: funny perception dark
— Krist Novoselic
The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore.
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— Kris Kidd
I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.
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— Kourtney Kardashian
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
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— Kostya Tszyu
I used to quite fancy Russell Brand, but I'm not sure if it's just because he's funny. He's definitely got something and I can't just switch all that off because of one stupid moment. I fancy Barack Obama too, which is a wrong crush, isn't it? He's a married man, and he's quite old, but he looks young, so he's fair game.
tags: men funny young moment wrong games
— Konnie Huq
It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here.
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— Kirstie Alley
Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
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— Kirsten Miller
Every movie I do, I always use things that have happened in my life. Funny moments, anything. If it just sticks out I'll write it down and use that, too, because it has to come out of you. But no one can work when they're depressed. I don't think I'd physically be able to do it if I were depressed.
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— Kirsten Dunst
I've always been outspoken about the fact that I have no care for material things. I'm not going to post a picture of being inside a fancy jet. It doesn't mean anything to me. But I find it funny that - in an organic way - sometimes I find myself in this room with these wealthy businessmen drinking thousand dollar bottles of wine because of where I've gotten in my career.
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— Kip Moore
The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.
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— Kingsley Amis
I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad.
tags: funny sad sexy
— Kimberly Elise
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
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— Kim Young-kwang
I would probably creepily follow my kids around, see how they act, see what they talk about. I record my daughter just talking because the things she says are so funny. I could watch her talk all day.
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— Kim Kardashian
It's funny how things seem different, suddenly.
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— Kim Edwards