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    funny Quotes

    I think the best comedic actors don't play it for comedy, they play it for reality. Then you find it funny because it's real. Playing the genre is the worst thing you can do - it's embarrassing.
    tags: funny reality comedy real
    — Zooey Deschanel
    From my perspective, probably women are won over by people who are sweet and respectful and courteous and kind and funny. I think those are the things that win women over.
    tags: people women funny perspective
    — Zooey Deschanel
    I think good actors tend to be really funny.
    tags: funny
    — Zooey Deschanel
    I think that if you're serving yourself before you're serving a story then that's where you end up being not funny. It's not about being funny, it's about telling a story and then the comedy comes out of the situation, I think.
    tags: funny comedy stories
    — Zooey Deschanel
    I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
    tags: funny music business
    — Zooey Deschanel
    I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me.
    tags: chance funny writing
    — Zooey Deschanel
    Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
    tags: humor men women funny die college
    — Zooey Deschanel
    In a way, you normalize your own childhood to yourself, so I never thought about how much I wrote as a kid. So I was there, confronted with it - so many notebooks, so many tiny plays. Every week we put on a play. We had a big futon, so my sister and I would use the futon as our stage, and I wrote little skits and made her faint because I found it so funny.
    tags: funny thoughts childhood kids
    — Zoe Kazan
    I think from my earliest childhood, I liked to tell stories, put on plays and write things. It's funny to think of it as an "artistic bug" because I didn't necessarily want to be an artist. It's just who I was and how I communicate.
    tags: funny stories write artist childhood
    — Zoe Kazan
    I've never stolen anything. Well, that's not entirely true. I once accidentally took a gift card from a store in a mall. I was carrying it around to show my mom because I thought it was funny, and I forgot to show it to her and left the store carrying it. I had a complete nervous breakdown, like, 20 minutes later and went back to the store in tears. So that's where I stand in terms of my ability to steal something.
    tags: funny thoughts true tears gift
    — Zoe Kazan
    The love is so powerful that both people have to surrender. I think that's the funny thing about dating somebody for the first time, it's kind of a question of who wears the pants, or who's gonna text you first, how much am I supposed to put myself out there, and it makes you feel a little bit crazy. But at the end of the day, it's not about that. And if it's the right person you don't have to worry about that.
    tags: time people funny powerful right crazy worries questions dating
    — Zella Day
    isn't it funny how danger makes people passionate?
    tags: people funny danger
    — Zelda Fitzgerald
    Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
    tags: people funny american
    — Zedd
    Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down.
    tags: funny
    — Zayn Malik
    Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
    tags: people funny sacrifice true
    — Zayn Malik
    At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. Its like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And its not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.
    tags: people funny right moon faith
    — Zane Grey
    It'll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you'll stay. Ain't it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday.
    tags: children funny child
    — Zakk Wylde
    My personal success would be that people understand what I was trying to do. It was the most palatable when I watchmen_7_mdid Dawn. With Watchmen, too, I feel the same way. The movie's ironic and satirical and it's funny and serious and that's kind of the same way I felt about Dawn. Like I really was making a movie that knows it's a zombie movie and enjoys that and wants the audience to say, yeah, that's okay.
    tags: people funny personal movie success
    — Zack Snyder
    Natalie Lyalin is writing some of the best poems in the world. There is an evil in her gorgeous poem-hearts. She must have sold her heart to the devil to write like this-so beautiful, so funny and so strange. Her images stack and stack down the page without spilling, each line such a bombshell you'll start reading backward to the first line. These poems are like babies-they will pop out of trees.
    tags: evil funny heart world beautiful devil writing reading write poem
    — Zachary Schomburg
    It's funny that you [Zachary Quinto] did a monologue from Pounding Nails in the Floor With My Forehead. I did the same thing for my university when I went to USC.
    tags: funny university
    — Zachary Quinto
    You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work more in drama, but I have been floating back and forth with comedy and somehow they keep giving me jobs in comedy, so I guess there's something funny about me.
    tags: work funny comedy drama giving job gone
    — Zachary Knighton
    It's this funny thing now: You sign up to be a musician because you want to write music, but you don't spend your time writing music. Instead, you go around the world selling the music you've already made.
    tags: time funny world music writing write
    — Zachary Cole Smith
    When I was a kid my father would read Neil Simon plays with me when I was going to bed, as bedtime stories. All of these old plays like The Odd Couple and Lost in Yonkers - funny but corny plays about Jewish New Yorkers in the mid-20th century.
    tags: funny lost stories read father kids
    — Zach Woods
    Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
    tags: funny hilarious
    — Zach Galifianakis
    When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
    tags: people funny thoughts choice school
    — Zach Galifianakis
    I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
    tags: people funny anger personality lost real
    — Zach Galifianakis
    I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
    tags: funny
    — Zach Galifianakis
    When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.
    tags: funny thoughts
    — Zach Galifianakis
    We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.
    tags: funny song
    — Zach Galifianakis
    My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
    tags: character funny real
    — Zach Galifianakis
    It's funny because you do often read in recounts of very famous albums, people tend to focus on mistakes in really positive ways, and there's certain mistakes of my own that I always do find on every record that I needed to accept. I find it really interesting to talk about. I always write songs at the wrong tempos, and I have to learn to accept that a little bit.
    tags: people funny focus mistakes wrong song learn write read positive
    — Zach Condon
    It was funny to just take a backseat and be like, 'Wow, I might be in this crazy place, but maybe I don't need to understand everything, maybe I don't need to be someone else.'
    tags: funny crazy
    — Zach Condon
    You can never not feel like that, as a working artist these days. It's funny - time off makes me nervous, but so does time on. At least the pressure wasn't coming from outside.
    tags: time funny artist
    — Zach Condon
    I tried to go to community college for a while, and it's a funny story. I walked into the English class on the first day, and they told us to write about what we did over the summer. I can't remember exactly, but I think I walked out exactly at that point and went to the office to ask for my money back.
    tags: funny community summer college stories write money
    — Zach Condon
    I became very aware of what I was used to relying on, almost tricks. It's funny because I could feel myself creating a formula and sticking with it and I just told myself, 'That's not me, that's not really how I am, god forbid I have developed a formula - it's music; songwriting.' It's heretic, honestly, in the church of music, so I had to unwind a few tricks in order to get past it.
    tags: funny past music god church
    — Zach Condon
    I had a very funny family.
    tags: funny
    — Zach Braff
    It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
    tags: funny read
    — Zach Braff
    I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.
    tags: people funny kids
    — Zach Braff
    Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.
    tags: funny thinking
    — Zach Braff
    It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.
    tags: funny
    — Zach Braff
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