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    When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
    — Scott Thompson
    tags: funny  star  movie  write  fiction 
    I think the best comedic actors don't play it for comedy, they play it for reality. Then you find it funny because it's real. Playing the genre is the worst thing you can do - it's embarrassing.
    — Zooey Deschanel
    tags: funny  reality  comedy  real 
    From my perspective, probably women are won over by people who are sweet and respectful and courteous and kind and funny. I think those are the things that win women over.
    — Zooey Deschanel
    I think good actors tend to be really funny.
    — Zooey Deschanel
    tags: funny 
    I think that if you're serving yourself before you're serving a story then that's where you end up being not funny. It's not about being funny, it's about telling a story and then the comedy comes out of the situation, I think.
    — Zooey Deschanel
    tags: funny  comedy  stories 
    I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
    — Zooey Deschanel
    tags: funny  music  business 
    I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me.
    — Zooey Deschanel
    tags: chance  funny  writing 
    Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
    — Zooey Deschanel
    tags: humor  men  women  funny  die  college 
    In a way, you normalize your own childhood to yourself, so I never thought about how much I wrote as a kid. So I was there, confronted with it - so many notebooks, so many tiny plays. Every week we put on a play. We had a big futon, so my sister and I would use the futon as our stage, and I wrote little skits and made her faint because I found it so funny.
    — Zoe Kazan
    I think from my earliest childhood, I liked to tell stories, put on plays and write things. It's funny to think of it as an "artistic bug" because I didn't necessarily want to be an artist. It's just who I was and how I communicate.
    — Zoe Kazan
    I've never stolen anything. Well, that's not entirely true. I once accidentally took a gift card from a store in a mall. I was carrying it around to show my mom because I thought it was funny, and I forgot to show it to her and left the store carrying it. I had a complete nervous breakdown, like, 20 minutes later and went back to the store in tears. So that's where I stand in terms of my ability to steal something.
    — Zoe Kazan
    tags: funny  thoughts  true  tears  gift 
    The love is so powerful that both people have to surrender. I think that's the funny thing about dating somebody for the first time, it's kind of a question of who wears the pants, or who's gonna text you first, how much am I supposed to put myself out there, and it makes you feel a little bit crazy. But at the end of the day, it's not about that. And if it's the right person you don't have to worry about that.
    — Zella Day
    isn't it funny how danger makes people passionate?
    — Zelda Fitzgerald
    tags: people  funny  danger 
    Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
    — Zedd
    tags: people  funny  american 
    Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down.
    — Zayn Malik
    tags: funny 
    Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
    — Zayn Malik
    tags: people  funny  sacrifice  true 
    At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. Its like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And its not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.
    — Zane Grey
    tags: people  funny  right  moon  faith 
    It'll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you'll stay. Ain't it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday.
    — Zakk Wylde
    tags: children  funny  child 
    My personal success would be that people understand what I was trying to do. It was the most palatable when I watchmen_7_mdid Dawn. With Watchmen, too, I feel the same way. The movie's ironic and satirical and it's funny and serious and that's kind of the same way I felt about Dawn. Like I really was making a movie that knows it's a zombie movie and enjoys that and wants the audience to say, yeah, that's okay.
    — Zack Snyder
    Natalie Lyalin is writing some of the best poems in the world. There is an evil in her gorgeous poem-hearts. She must have sold her heart to the devil to write like this-so beautiful, so funny and so strange. Her images stack and stack down the page without spilling, each line such a bombshell you'll start reading backward to the first line. These poems are like babies-they will pop out of trees.
    — Zachary Schomburg
    It's funny that you [Zachary Quinto] did a monologue from Pounding Nails in the Floor With My Forehead. I did the same thing for my university when I went to USC.
    — Zachary Quinto
    tags: funny  university 
    You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work more in drama, but I have been floating back and forth with comedy and somehow they keep giving me jobs in comedy, so I guess there's something funny about me.
    — Zachary Knighton
    tags: work  funny  comedy  drama  giving  job  gone 
    It's this funny thing now: You sign up to be a musician because you want to write music, but you don't spend your time writing music. Instead, you go around the world selling the music you've already made.
    — Zachary Cole Smith
    tags: time  funny  world  music  writing  write 
    When I was a kid my father would read Neil Simon plays with me when I was going to bed, as bedtime stories. All of these old plays like The Odd Couple and Lost in Yonkers - funny but corny plays about Jewish New Yorkers in the mid-20th century.
    — Zach Woods
    tags: funny  lost  stories  read  father  kids 
    Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
    — Zach Galifianakis
    tags: funny  hilarious 
    When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
    — Zach Galifianakis
    I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
    — Zach Galifianakis
    I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
    — Zach Galifianakis
    tags: funny 
    When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.
    — Zach Galifianakis
    tags: funny  thoughts 
    We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.
    — Zach Galifianakis
    tags: funny  song 
    My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
    — Zach Galifianakis
    tags: character  funny  real 
    It's funny because you do often read in recounts of very famous albums, people tend to focus on mistakes in really positive ways, and there's certain mistakes of my own that I always do find on every record that I needed to accept. I find it really interesting to talk about. I always write songs at the wrong tempos, and I have to learn to accept that a little bit.
    — Zach Condon
    It was funny to just take a backseat and be like, 'Wow, I might be in this crazy place, but maybe I don't need to understand everything, maybe I don't need to be someone else.'
    — Zach Condon
    tags: funny  crazy 
    You can never not feel like that, as a working artist these days. It's funny - time off makes me nervous, but so does time on. At least the pressure wasn't coming from outside.
    — Zach Condon
    tags: time  funny  artist 
    I tried to go to community college for a while, and it's a funny story. I walked into the English class on the first day, and they told us to write about what we did over the summer. I can't remember exactly, but I think I walked out exactly at that point and went to the office to ask for my money back.
    — Zach Condon
    I became very aware of what I was used to relying on, almost tricks. It's funny because I could feel myself creating a formula and sticking with it and I just told myself, 'That's not me, that's not really how I am, god forbid I have developed a formula - it's music; songwriting.' It's heretic, honestly, in the church of music, so I had to unwind a few tricks in order to get past it.
    — Zach Condon
    tags: funny  past  music  god  church 
    I had a very funny family.
    — Zach Braff
    tags: funny 
    It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
    — Zach Braff
    tags: funny  read 
    I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.
    — Zach Braff
    tags: people  funny  kids 
    Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.
    — Zach Braff
    tags: funny  thinking 
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