cigar Quotes

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
 
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— Kinky Friedman
The light ones may be killers, the dark ones mild; not the wrappers but the fillers, make cigars or women wild.
 
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— Keith Preston
A cigar," said the altruist, "a cigar, my good man, I cannot give you. But any time you need a light, just come around; mine is always lit.
 
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— Karl Kraus
Every day my mother had tea. My dad has his ritual cigar. They had their evening cocktail. Those rituals were done nicely, with flair and feeling.
 
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— John Travolta
I don't like champagne, I don't smoke cigars, I haven't any real jewellery at all, apart from the 8 pieces of gold I picked up at Anfield, the most important relationship at a football club is not between the manager and the chairman, but the players and the fans.
 
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— John Toshack
By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.
 
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— John Galsworthy
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum
 
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— John Candy
Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.
 
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— Joan Collins
An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'
 
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— Jimmy Fallon
The U.S. is re-establishing relations with Cuba. But before President Obama can lift the embargo, it will need approval from the Republican-controlled Congress - or as Republicans who called Obama said, 'Close, but no cigar.'
 
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— Jimmy Fallon
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.
 
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— Jim Norton
You know what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars.
 
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— Jamie Farr
Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars
 
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— James Woods
Taking in and blowing out smoke? And now you see girls smoking cigars. It got to be such a fad. Girls on the covers of magazines, smoking cigars. Give me a break. I didn't want to be a part of that. I don't like 'popular'.
 
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— James Coburn
What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other men" Some of the best conversations I've ever had with men have been over a cigar.
 
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— James Belushi
If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing, smoking a cigar, drinking a mint julep and watching it on television.
 
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— Jack Nicklaus
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.
 
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— Jack Benny
In Haitian mythology there is the figure Ghede, who in West Africa, is Iku, whose role is to show "each man his devil." He's represented by a figure wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar. That's my gig.
 
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— Ishmael Reed
I once sang 'Summer Nights,' from 'Grease,' at a bar in Melbourne with John Travolta, who's a good friend of mine. He looked cool singing the part of Danny - sitting in an armchair, smoking a cigar - while I got stuck playing Sandy.
 
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— Hugh Jackman
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
 
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— Horace Greeley
I like it better that people aren't throwing stuff at my face and trying to fight me on stage. Like in the '80s, it was just aggravating all the time. I have scars from cigars and cigarettes on me, Bic pens, burns from cigarette lighters, all that.
 
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— Henry Rollins
He strains his conversation through a cigar.
 
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— Hamilton Wright Mabie
Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity.
 
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— Guillermo Cabrera Infante
A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.
 
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— Guillermo Cabrera Infante
Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.
 
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— Grantland Rice
No, Don Camillo; you didn't exactly steal it. Peppone had two cigars in his pocket. Peppone is a Communist. He believes in sharing things. By skillfully relieving him of one cigar, you only took your fair share.
 
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— Giovannino Guareschi
I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times. My father used to smoke cigars. I love the idea and the concept, and I love the smell of cigars
 
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— Gina Gershon
A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.
 
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— George Gissing
I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.
 
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— Gene Weingarten
That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice.
 
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— Garth Brooks
She boasted the general battle-ax demeanor of an especially strict governess. This was the kind of woman who took her tea black, smoked cigars after midnight, played a mean game of cribbage, and kept a bevy of repulsive little dogs. Alexia liked her immediately.
 
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— Gail Carriger
A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.
 
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— Franz Liszt
The rich man has his motorcar, His country and his town estate, He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. He frivols through the livelong day, He knows not Poverty, her pinch. His lot seems light, his heart seems gay; He has a cinch. Yet though my lamp burns low and dim, Though I must slave for livelihood- Think you that I would change with him? You bet I would!
 
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— Franklin P. Adams
There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.
 
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— Franklin P. Adams
You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this.
 
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— Franco Nero
It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.
 
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— Fran Lebowitz
There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall.
 
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— Fidel Castro
Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
 
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— Don Johnson
I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic vista. Did this late in the evenings many times.
 
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— Dirk Benedict
Men hand out cigars. Women `hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years, has gone round.
 
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— Dirk Benedict