A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Art is science made clear.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
You sparkle with larceny.
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.
The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.
Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.