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    If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: money 
     
    Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: right 
     
    I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
    — Will Rogers
    There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: government 
     
    What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: mind 
     
    See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don't get a loan.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: men  mistakes  lost  help  banker  congress 
     
    The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: politics 
     
    I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: star  real  movie  wife  year 
     
    A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: vision 
     
    Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: hurt  body  dangerous 
     
    We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
    — Will Rogers
    A fool and his money are soon elected.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: money  fools 
     
    The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
    — Will Rogers
    The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: prayer 
     
    That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for - to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: money 
     
    Never miss a chance to shut up
    — Will Rogers
    tags: chance 
     
    There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: men  running  government 
     
    There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: men  learn  reading 
     
    After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
    — Will Rogers
    Lord, let me live until I die.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: live  die 
     
    There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again
    — Will Rogers
    tags: right  wrong 
     
    The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
    — Will Rogers
    Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: people  money 
     
    A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: men  people  learn  reading 
     
    America has the best politicians money can buy.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: america  money 
     
    When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: sleep  die 
     
    No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: men  friends  dog 
     
    In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: birth 
     
    Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: experience  bad 
     
    Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: congress 
     
    This would be a great world to dance in if we didn't have to pay the fiddler.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: world  dance 
     
    You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: time  people  fools 
     
    Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can't ruin this country even with politics.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: time  men  right  politics 
     
    In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: funny  right  bad  saying  politics 
     
    About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: prayer 
     
    There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it's not a tie, for we couldn't go through with this thing again.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: pray 
     
    Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: men  saying 
     
    Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
    — Will Rogers
    I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: money 
     
    Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
    — Will Rogers
    tags: politics  money 
     
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    will rogers
    Birth    : November 4, 1879
    Death  : August 15, 1935
    Occupation  : Actor