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    'Nation' was one that I'd have killed myself if I hadn't written it. It was absolutely important to me that I wrote it. It was good for my soul.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: soul 
     
    I believe everyone should have a good death. You know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. Because after all, tears are appropriate on a death bed. And you say goodbye to your loved ones, making certain that one of them has been left behind to look after the shop.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: death  believe  tears  goodbye 
     
    I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle. It would have been a miracle had God stopped the earthquake. More wonderful was that a load of evolved monkeys got together to save the life of a child that wasn't theirs.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: children  people  child  miracle  god 
     
    Siren voices tell me, 'You don't have to keep going on.' And then you think, 'I'm a writer. What do I do? Sit there watching my wife clean up?' I don't know. I like being a writer.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: wife 
     
    I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: work  writing  book  write 
     
    I think it does Discworld good if I don't write about it all the time: sometimes you have to get it out of your system.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: write 
     
    Tolkien is eminently filmable, I think. 'The Lord of the Rings' is intensely... landscaped. But 'Discworld' is about dialogue, which is one reason why it might be hard to film.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: film 
     
    In my heart, I'm just a kid from the council houses. I can remember the old cottage and my dad coming round with the tin bath. I'm not a rich man.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: men  heart  kids 
     
    There are things around, and I know where they can be got quite easily, but I quite like waking up to the sunshine.
    — Terry Pratchett
    I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.
    — Terry Pratchett
    Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I can be heard. Regrettably, it's amazing how people listen if you stand up in public and give away $1 million for research into the disease, as I have done.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: people  research 
     
    I don't believe in the war god of the Israelites. He's a bogeyman. Jesus preached the golden rule, by and large.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: believe  rules  god  jesus  war 
     
    Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: time  wrong 
     
    A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: lost 
     
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: men  hell  fire 
     
    The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: universe 
     
    There's some things that you wouldn't tackle in a children's book because it would be beyond, not the mental capabilities, but the experience of someone under the age of say ten or eleven to encompass. But that field is smaller than you might think. They can easily cope with death and things like that; they know about it and it's a subject that often preoccupies them.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: death  experience  age  mental  book 
     
    Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: time  power  respect  space  book 
     
    What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: friends 
     
    Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: experience  wisdom 
     
    The diplomatic thing for me to say is that if publishers are dressing up other authors as Terry Pratchett clones then they are doing a disservice to those authors. If they didn't dress them as clones but did something different, then those authors could be pioneering in a different sense.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: author 
     
    Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: mind 
     
    Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: people 
     
    Its useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: world  perspective 
     
    Maybe the best comics are written by people who really are at ease in the comic world.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: people  world 
     
    The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: truth 
     
    The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: people 
     
    In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: time  cat 
     
    My idea of a good novel was one you made enough money out of to buy a greenhouse.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: novel  ideas  money 
     
    Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: people 
     
    The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years findin' out how you passed it. It's a bit like life in that respect
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: respect  school  year 
     
    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: people  mind 
     
    If anyone wants one my advise is to go where the orthodox Jews shop, because when it comes to a big black fedora, the guys with ringlets and long black coats definitely know a stylish hat when they see one. You want to get it home and use a hot steaming kettle, and bob's your uncle - you have a hat with all the right curves!
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: right  black 
     
    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: thoughts  bad 
     
    There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: people  wrong  saying 
     
    ...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: people  funny  right 
     
    This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
    — Terry Pratchett
    You are in favour of the common people?" said Dragon mildly. The common people?" said Vimes. "They're nothing special. They're no different from the rich and powerful except they've got no money or power. But the law should be there to balance things up a bit. So I suppose I've got to be on their side.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: power  law  powerful  balance  dragon  money 
     
    Progress just means bad things happen faster.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: progress  bad 
     
    The Four Horsemen whose Ride presages the end of the world are known to be Death, War, Famine, and Pestilence. But even less significant events have their own Horsemen. For example, the Four Horsemen of the Common Cold are Sniffles, Chesty, Nostril, and Lack of Tissues; the Four Horsemen whose appearance foreshadows any public holiday are Storm, Gales, Sleet, and Contra-flow.
    — Terry Pratchett
    tags: death  world  war  example 
     
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    terry pratchett
    Birth    : April 28, 1948
    Death  : March 12, 2015
    Occupation  : Author