terry pratchett Quotes

'Nation' was one that I'd have killed myself if I hadn't written it. It was absolutely important to me that I wrote it. It was good for my soul.
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— Terry Pratchett
I believe everyone should have a good death. You know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. Because after all, tears are appropriate on a death bed. And you say goodbye to your loved ones, making certain that one of them has been left behind to look after the shop.
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— Terry Pratchett
I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle. It would have been a miracle had God stopped the earthquake. More wonderful was that a load of evolved monkeys got together to save the life of a child that wasn't theirs.
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— Terry Pratchett
Siren voices tell me, 'You don't have to keep going on.' And then you think, 'I'm a writer. What do I do? Sit there watching my wife clean up?' I don't know. I like being a writer.
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— Terry Pratchett
I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them.
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— Terry Pratchett
I think it does Discworld good if I don't write about it all the time: sometimes you have to get it out of your system.
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— Terry Pratchett
Tolkien is eminently filmable, I think. 'The Lord of the Rings' is intensely... landscaped. But 'Discworld' is about dialogue, which is one reason why it might be hard to film.
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— Terry Pratchett
In my heart, I'm just a kid from the council houses. I can remember the old cottage and my dad coming round with the tin bath. I'm not a rich man.
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— Terry Pratchett
There are things around, and I know where they can be got quite easily, but I quite like waking up to the sunshine.
— Terry Pratchett
I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.
— Terry Pratchett
Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I can be heard. Regrettably, it's amazing how people listen if you stand up in public and give away $1 million for research into the disease, as I have done.
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— Terry Pratchett
I don't believe in the war god of the Israelites. He's a bogeyman. Jesus preached the golden rule, by and large.
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— Terry Pratchett
Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong.
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— Terry Pratchett
A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost.
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— Terry Pratchett
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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— Terry Pratchett
The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
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— Terry Pratchett
There's some things that you wouldn't tackle in a children's book because it would be beyond, not the mental capabilities, but the experience of someone under the age of say ten or eleven to encompass. But that field is smaller than you might think. They can easily cope with death and things like that; they know about it and it's a subject that often preoccupies them.
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— Terry Pratchett
Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time.
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— Terry Pratchett
What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.
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— Terry Pratchett
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
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— Terry Pratchett
The diplomatic thing for me to say is that if publishers are dressing up other authors as Terry Pratchett clones then they are doing a disservice to those authors. If they didn't dress them as clones but did something different, then those authors could be pioneering in a different sense.
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— Terry Pratchett
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
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— Terry Pratchett
Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.
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— Terry Pratchett
Its useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one.
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— Terry Pratchett
Maybe the best comics are written by people who really are at ease in the comic world.
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— Terry Pratchett
The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
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— Terry Pratchett
The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.
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— Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
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— Terry Pratchett
My idea of a good novel was one you made enough money out of to buy a greenhouse.
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— Terry Pratchett
Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.
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— Terry Pratchett
The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years findin' out how you passed it. It's a bit like life in that respect
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— Terry Pratchett
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
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— Terry Pratchett
If anyone wants one my advise is to go where the orthodox Jews shop, because when it comes to a big black fedora, the guys with ringlets and long black coats definitely know a stylish hat when they see one. You want to get it home and use a hot steaming kettle, and bob's your uncle - you have a hat with all the right curves!
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— Terry Pratchett
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
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— Terry Pratchett
There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.
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— Terry Pratchett
...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.
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— Terry Pratchett
This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
— Terry Pratchett
You are in favour of the common people?" said Dragon mildly. The common people?" said Vimes. "They're nothing special. They're no different from the rich and powerful except they've got no money or power. But the law should be there to balance things up a bit. So I suppose I've got to be on their side.
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— Terry Pratchett
Progress just means bad things happen faster.
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— Terry Pratchett
The Four Horsemen whose Ride presages the end of the world are known to be Death, War, Famine, and Pestilence. But even less significant events have their own Horsemen. For example, the Four Horsemen of the Common Cold are Sniffles, Chesty, Nostril, and Lack of Tissues; the Four Horsemen whose appearance foreshadows any public holiday are Storm, Gales, Sleet, and Contra-flow.
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— Terry Pratchett