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    The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word wife on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.
    — Stephen Merchant
    tags: people  funny  saying  wife 
     
    I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier.
    — Stephen Merchant
    tags: people  humour  year 
     
    I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'
    — Stephen Merchant
    tags: death  people  golf 
     
    You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind of a klutz, and you're able to make it into comedy gold.
    — Stephen Merchant
    tags: comedy 
     
    Even here in California with more contemporary buildings. I have a real problem with the low doorframes. It's a curse! That's just another of the many problems I have to live with.
    — Stephen Merchant
    My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I'd hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one.
    — Stephen Merchant
    tags: hate 
     
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