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    I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: women 
     
    Carpe per diem - seize the check.
    — Robin Williams
    People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people  living  satire 
     
    I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: movie  zombies  ideas 
     
    In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity.
    — Robin Williams
    Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
    — Robin Williams
    Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people  fight 
     
    What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: right  wrong 
     
    One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: time 
     
    I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way. I can't type it into an iPad - I think that would put a filter into the process.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: process  write  ideas 
     
    The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
    — Robin Williams
    tags: poor  saying  liberty  baseball 
     
    For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: anger  comedy  hypocrisy 
     
    I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: time  world  night 
     
    The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: right 
     
    In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the other side. You'll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: laughter  comedy  process 
     
    Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
    — Robin Williams
    tags: ethics  giving  business 
     
    Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Does it hit me hard? Oh yeah.
    — Robin Williams
    Reality: What a concept!
    — Robin Williams
    No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people  world  ideas 
     
    Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something that was worth it.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people  regret  movie  worth 
     
    If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: laughter  heaven 
     
    If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: women  world  war 
     
    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: madness 
     
    Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
    — Robin Williams
    I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: right  sorry 
     
    I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people  alone 
     
    Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: baseball 
     
    Comedy is acting out optimism.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: comedy 
     
    Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people 
     
    We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: night  gay 
     
    Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people  reality  drugs 
     
    When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
    — Robin Williams
    tags: questions  media 
     
    If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
    — Robin Williams
    Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: winning  honor 
     
    Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: heart  money  divorce 
     
    You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people  ideas  dangerous 
     
    There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people  america 
     
    A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: women  bad  nuclear 
     
    Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
    — Robin Williams
    tags: nature  saying 
     
    In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
    — Robin Williams
    tags: people  die  america 
     
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    robin williams
    Birth    : July 21, 1951
    Death  : August 11, 2014
    Occupation  : Actor