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    My following is straight. I'm so glad.
    — Paul Lynde
    The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: problem  mother  doctor 
     
    Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: mother 
     
    I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
    — Paul Lynde
    I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: living  alone 
     
    The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: romantic 
     
    Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: men  women  friends 
     
    The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
    — Paul Lynde
    I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: people  food 
     
    My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: women  trust  son  sell 
     
    I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
    — Paul Lynde
    I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: water 
     
    I'm Liberace without a piano.
    — Paul Lynde
    I laughed all the way through Love Story.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: stories 
     
    A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: world 
     
    My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: body 
     
    As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: children  time  joy  child 
     
    Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: humor  gay 
     
    Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: food 
     
    A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: world  dangerous 
     
    I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: funny  mystery  hell 
     
    I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: church  year 
     
    Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
    — Paul Lynde
    Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
    — Paul Lynde
    Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
    — Paul Lynde
    I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
    — Paul Lynde
    I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: beautiful 
     
    If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: celebrity 
     
    If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
    — Paul Lynde
    My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: live 
     
    I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: people 
     
    An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: knowing 
     
    My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
    — Paul Lynde
    I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
    — Paul Lynde
    My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: business  father 
     
    Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: mind  learning  read 
     
    Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: funny  grief  hate  lies  politics  thinking 
     
    If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
    — Paul Lynde
    tags: death  lost 
     
    I think basically an actor is a salesman.
    — Paul Lynde
    I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
    — Paul Lynde
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