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    I grew up watching my Dad, Uncles Ciaran Murray and Brendan Murray, and cousin, Aedin Murray, who were all national caliber Gaelic football players in Ireland. I try to watch as much Gaelic football as I can, it is my first love. I bleed Green, White, and Orange. Gaelic football players don't get paid to play, you play to represent your county that is more important than earning money.
    — Patrick Murray
    tags: money  football 
     
    Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.
    — Patrick Murray
    tags: truth 
     
    The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
    — Patrick Murray
    tags: lying 
     
    The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
    — Patrick Murray
    tags: internet  leisure 
     
    Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.
    — Patrick Murray
    Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.
    — Patrick Murray
    A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
    — Patrick Murray
    tags: truth 
     
    Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
    — Patrick Murray
    tags: political 
     
    I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
    — Patrick Murray
    tags: luck  bad  wife 
     
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