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    ozzy osbourne Quotes

    Ozzy is a powerful and attractive man. When I grow up I want to be Ozzy.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: men  powerful 
     
    Hating people isn't a productive way of living. So what's the point in hating anyone? There's enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: people  living  world  hate 
     
    I grew up having to piss in a bucket 'cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I'll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don't have to strain.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: year 
     
    I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I've made a career out of it now.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: world  dangerous 
     
    You learn who your friends are when the sh-t hits the fan.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: friends  learn 
     
    Randy [Rhoads] was laid to rest at a place called Mountain View Cemetery, where his grandparents were buried. I made a vow there and then to honour his death every year by sending flowers. Unlike most of my vows, I kept it. But I've never been back to his graveside. I'd like to go there again one day, before I finally join him on the other side.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: death  flowers  year 
     
    I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I can't relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: live  moment  tomorrow 
     
    I keep hearing this [expletive] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: people 
     
    I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: time 
     
    My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: son  year 
     
    If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: mistakes 
     
    I was curious, given the swimming pools of booze I've guzzled over the years - not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol" there's really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive. Maybe my DNA could say why.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: dna  year 
     
    It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: journey  mistakes  learn 
     
    When you're in love, it's not just about the messing around in the sack, it's about how empty you feel when they're gone.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: gone 
     
    I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: bad  alcohol  drugs 
     
    Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: lost  mind 
     
    Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: hate  learn 
     
    I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: learn  kids 
     
    You're chasing the dragon, you're chasing the high. A bird with one wing, who's still trying to fly.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: dragon  wings 
     
    Occasionally, I go off the rails. I once nearly killed somebody once - it wasn't funny. I am a lunatic. The pressure of work, the pressure - everyone has a stop valve, and I don't have one.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: work  funny 
     
    I'm out doing my deal, I'm turning people on. What's wrong with taking people away from their everyday mundane situation and having a good, fun night for an hour and a half at a rock'n'roll scene?
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: people  night  fun  wrong 
     
    How can you go on stage and shout 'Yeah! Rock'n'roll forever!' and then go to bed at 10 o'clock with a nightcap on, a candle in your hand and a Bible under your arm?
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: bible 
     
    The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    If you choose to criticize, you choose your enemies.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: enemies  enemy 
     
    Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: write  year 
     
    I'm a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don't need training " they just are.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: nature 
     
    Did you know that the percentage of young people in the crucial 'youthquake' age bracket of 15 to 24 was higher in 1973 than in 1967 ? Therefore it was glam rock that ended the war in Vietnam.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: people  young  age  war  vietnam 
     
    One thing that does confuse me, is that there are more religions in this world than ever, yet there's only sup­posed to be one God.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: world  god 
     
    I remember one night in Memphis, I'd come out of a blackout, and I didn't know where I was. I'm feeling through the darkness - I was asleep in the middle of a freeway. I went up to this car in the darkness, and it was a cop car.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: darkness  night 
     
    Tony Iommi - the undisputed king of demonic heavy rock riffs. In this area, no one had never surpassed him.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    What can go wrong will go wrong.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: wrong 
     
    I'm just a dreamer I dream my life away i'm just a dreamer Who dreams of better days
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: dreams 
     
    It was always fun in the early days of Black Sabbath, when I stayed away from heavy drugs. Then someone gave me cocaine and I went, "Hallelujah!" I thought I'd found the meaning of life!
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: thoughts  meaning  fun  drugs  black 
     
    Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my time is wasted in search of who I am, I tried so hard to kill the boy inside the man.
    — Ozzy Osbourne
    tags: time  men  boys  temptation 
     
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