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    Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.
    — Natasha Leggero
    Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.
    — Natasha Leggero
    The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: poor 
     
    I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
    — Natasha Leggero
    The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.
    — Natasha Leggero
    I don't see the point of watching men exercise.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: men  exercise 
     
    The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: time  reading 
     
    My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: friends  night  universe 
     
    Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?
    — Natasha Leggero
    It's a human instinct to be known.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: human  instinct 
     
    Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
    — Natasha Leggero
    Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: sex  machine 
     
    Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: universe 
     
    If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
    — Natasha Leggero
    Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
    — Natasha Leggero
    College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: college 
     
    Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.
    — Natasha Leggero
    Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'
    — Natasha Leggero
    I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: saying 
     
    For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.
    — Natasha Leggero
    Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: painting 
     
    James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?
    — Natasha Leggero
    Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: sad  internet 
     
    Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?
    — Natasha Leggero
    Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: men  black 
     
    Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: write 
     
    Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: shame 
     
    Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: forever 
     
    My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: dreams  black 
     
    TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
    — Natasha Leggero
    In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
    — Natasha Leggero
    I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: strong 
     
    There are different types of art, and you just have to follow where things take you. It helps me with my desire to perform live. That's something that a lot of actors and actresses don't get to experience on a regular basis.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: desires  live  experience  help 
     
    The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
    — Natasha Leggero
    I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: children  star  child 
     
    I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: people 
     
    Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: women  comedy  profession 
     
    Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
    — Natasha Leggero
    In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: people 
     
    How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
    — Natasha Leggero
    tags: people  real 
     
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