•   Loading... Please wait
  • Search
      Authors  

    maryjanice davidson Quotes

    We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: time  soul  bad 
     
    I've got a folder full of rejection slips that I keep. Know why? Because those same editors are now calling my agent hoping I'll write a book or novella for them. Things change. A rejection slip today might mean a frantic call to your agent in six months.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: book  write 
     
    I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago." "Uh...Betsy..." "Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: movie  year 
     
    Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy" nuts or PMS nuts. "I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend" nuts.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: friends  human  wrong  bad  vampire  blood  rape  bible  read 
     
    I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: forever  wrong 
     
    Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: book  write 
     
    There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: girls  cat 
     
    They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: april 
     
    Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: sarcasm 
     
    Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: encourage 
     
    Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: women 
     
    Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: people 
     
    I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: women  career  jesus 
     
    Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: ghost  afraid 
     
    Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: real  boys 
     
    Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: death  holy 
     
    Here I am, just wandering down a deserted street in the middle of the night. I hope I don't run into any trouble. Goodness, that would just ruin my whole evening." I strolled and hummed, trying to project Innocent Victim.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: night  goodness  hope  victim 
     
    I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: giving 
     
    It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    It never failed-I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: process  write 
     
    I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: civilization 
     
    You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: women  crazy  emotional 
     
    Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: satan 
     
    She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: children  eyes  child 
     
    I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: broken  facts 
     
    Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: thoughts 
     
    My my Laura Goodman. I must say that is a charming name for a charming young lady." "Eric's old." I broke in. "Really really old." "Er- really?" Laura asked. "Gosh you don't look even out of your thirties." "Tons of face-lifts. He's a surgical addict. I'm trying to get him help." I added defensively when they both gave me strange looks.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: young 
     
    All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting until you get an offer. Then you can be crazy, with a paycheck.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: crazy  mind 
     
    ... friends are such a mixed blessing.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: friends  blessing 
     
    Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.
    — MaryJanice Davidson
    tags: fun 
     
  •   Loading... Please wait
  • Search

    Related Authors