mae west Quotes

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
tags: marriage
— Mae West
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
tags: men
— Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
tags: bad
— Mae West
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
tags: sex
— Mae West
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
— Mae West
To err is human - but it feels divine.
tags: human divine
— Mae West
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
tags: mother
— Mae West
What's the good of resisting temptation? There'll always be more.
— Mae West
When in doubt, take a bath...
tags: doubt
— Mae West
I've been rich and I've been poor, and rich is better.
tags: poor
— Mae West
A man in the house is worth two on the street.
tags: men worth
— Mae West
If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
tags: live care
— Mae West
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
tags: bad
— Mae West
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
tags: believe
— Mae West
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
tags: men
— Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
— Mae West
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
tags: evil
— Mae West
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
tags: lost girls stories
— Mae West
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
tags: fire eyes smoke
— Mae West
Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
tags: knowing mind
— Mae West
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
tags: men
— Mae West
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
tags: time
— Mae West
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
tags: gift diamond
— Mae West
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
— Mae West
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
tags: sex
— Mae West
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.
tags: real
— Mae West
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
tags: marriage
— Mae West
To err is human, but it feels divine.
tags: human divine
— Mae West
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
tags: chance lover
— Mae West
Sex is emotion in motion.
tags: emotion sex
— Mae West
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
tags: women dangerous
— Mae West
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
tags: men
— Mae West
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
— Mae West
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
— Mae West
Don't cry for a man who's left you-the next one may fall for your smile.
tags: men smile
— Mae West
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
tags: worth
— Mae West
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
— Mae West
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
tags: men women past hope
— Mae West
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
tags: live thoughts experience right positive
— Mae West
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
tags: men
— Mae West