Just remember, we're all in this alone.
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
You don't really need to get married, but marriage is awfully nice. Everybody I know who got married, they say it really makes a difference. They feel very, very happy about it.
I never officially came out in any kind of really public way. I just always lived very simply and openly, but the press has never made a big fuss about me or said anything to me.
I think my politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat.
When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a dime, empty your garbage for a dime - and then I could use the money to buy tricks at the magic store.
Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening....
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.