Life is largely a matter of expectation.
Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed. You will never be more lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.
Goddess of song, teach me the story of a hero.
Even a fool learns something once it hits him.
Be still my heart; thou hast known worse than this.
No man or woman born, coward or brave, can shun his destiny.
The roaring seas and many a dark range of mountains lie between us.
A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.
...like that star of the waning summer who beyond all stars rises bathed in the ocean stream to glitter in brilliance.
Ruin, eldest daughter of Zeus, she blinds us all, that fatal madness-she with those delicate feet of hers, never touching the earth, gliding over the heads of men to trap us all. She entangles one man, now another.
Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared.
Come then, put away your sword in its sheath, and let us two go up into my bed so that, lying together in the bed of love, we may then have faith and trust in each other.
"There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover's whisper, irresistible-magic to make the sanest man go mad.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?
For a friend with an understanding heart is worth no less than a brother
It's disgraceful how these humans blame the gods. They say their tribulations come from us, when they themselves, through their own foolishness, bring hardships which are not decreed by Fate.
Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.
Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer no function beer well without.
Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength.
When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.
Trying is the first step to failure
Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.
The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!
Few sons are like their fathers - many are worse, few better.
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Go on with a spirit that fears nothing.
Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.
And empty words are evil.
Why have you come to me here, dear heart, with all these instructions? I promise you I will do everything just as you ask. But come closer. Let us give in to grief, however briefly, in each other's arms.
A man dies still if he has done nothing, as one who has done much.