The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.
You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T- Shirt that read 'I'm a clue
We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter-they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
Good. Illegal is always faster.
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
Hit that back- stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
I often meet frustrated young writers who say they've only got so far and just can't finish a book. Even if you don't happen to use what you've worked on that day, it has taught you something and you'll be amazed when you might come back to it and use it again.
I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something else.
When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.
Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder
It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.
Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.
The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.