ellen degeneres Quotes

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
tags: positive
— Ellen DeGeneres
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
tags: dark bad
— Ellen DeGeneres
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
tags: night achieve
— Ellen DeGeneres
Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.
tags: true lost passion path
— Ellen DeGeneres
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
tags: people funny
— Ellen DeGeneres
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
tags: work live job
— Ellen DeGeneres
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
— Ellen DeGeneres
True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
tags: beauty human true eyes morals
— Ellen DeGeneres
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.
tags: doubt butterfly
— Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
tags: cute god
— Ellen DeGeneres
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.
— Ellen DeGeneres
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
tags: bad balance
— Ellen DeGeneres
Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - Too Busy Disorder.
tags: time patience right attention
— Ellen DeGeneres
Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.
tags: beauty knowing
— Ellen DeGeneres
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
tags: eyes
— Ellen DeGeneres
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
tags: god
— Ellen DeGeneres
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
tags: creation space pray ideas
— Ellen DeGeneres
Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.
tags: people right saying lyrics idiot
— Ellen DeGeneres
You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
tags: time work writing book write ideas
— Ellen DeGeneres
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
tags: animals people beautiful mother
— Ellen DeGeneres
It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.
tags: people help
— Ellen DeGeneres
You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.
tags: complex
— Ellen DeGeneres
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.
tags: time questions school
— Ellen DeGeneres
One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.
tags: time
— Ellen DeGeneres
When life gives you lemons.... they could really be oranges.
— Ellen DeGeneres
My life is perfect even when it's not.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue.
tags: human
— Ellen DeGeneres
Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
tags: mind
— Ellen DeGeneres
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.
tags: sleep
— Ellen DeGeneres
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
tags: wonder
— Ellen DeGeneres
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.
tags: people opinion
— Ellen DeGeneres
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
tags: problem procrastination
— Ellen DeGeneres
It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
tags: failure success perspective
— Ellen DeGeneres
I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
— Ellen DeGeneres
We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percent.
tags: brain imagine
— Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
tags: hell
— Ellen DeGeneres
I hate having to do small talk. I'd rather talk about deep subjects. I'd rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.
tags: animals world hate meditation
— Ellen DeGeneres
ellen degeneres
Birth    : January 26, 1958
Occupation  : Comedian