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    Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: right 
     
    Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
    — Drew Carey
    tags: thoughts 
     
    And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: kids 
     
    I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: wishes 
     
    I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
    — Drew Carey
    I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: people 
     
    I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: saying  running  goal  race 
     
    Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
    — Drew Carey
    tags: people  bad  jesus  sin  heaven  afraid 
     
    What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
    — Drew Carey
    tags: democracy 
     
    The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: time  fun  christian  money 
     
    Reality shows always look for the worst people.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: people  reality 
     
    I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.
    — Drew Carey
    Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: people  work  competition 
     
    I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: believer  sorry 
     
    Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: libertarian  year 
     
    Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: living  right  money 
     
    Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: right  america 
     
    I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter..
    — Drew Carey
    tags: father  year 
     
    What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: help 
     
    Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: friends 
     
    Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: key  learn  goal  success 
     
    I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: living  night  parent 
     
    Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
    — Drew Carey
    tags: people  boys  god 
     
    Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
    — Drew Carey
    Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: believe 
     
    I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: travel  problem 
     
    The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: friends 
     
    It sucks being fat, you know.
    — Drew Carey
    The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: time  people  school 
     
    One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: running  son  exercise 
     
    Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?
    — Drew Carey
    tags: world  violence  star  war 
     
    Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: cute  questions 
     
    I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: people  world 
     
    I'm competitive at everything.
    — Drew Carey
    I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: wishes 
     
    I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?
    — Drew Carey
    tags: people  freedom  live  fun  afraid 
     
    I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: thoughts  die 
     
    People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: people 
     
    If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
    — Drew Carey
    tags: frog 
     
    Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
    — Drew Carey
    tags: funny  successful 
     
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