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    Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: listening  wisdom 
     
    The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: young  fools 
     
    Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: doubt  courage 
     
    Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: wisdom  quality 
     
    There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: media 
     
    The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
    — Doug Larson
    Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: key  giving 
     
    If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur
    — Doug Larson
    tags: language 
     
    The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: process  aging 
     
    The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: joy 
     
    Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: right  goal 
     
    A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: humor  thoughts 
     
    To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
    — Doug Larson
    Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
    — Doug Larson
    Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: star  real 
     
    A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
    — Doug Larson
    Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: dog  computer 
     
    If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: people 
     
    For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: work  sleep 
     
    Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
    — Doug Larson
    Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: nostalgia 
     
    If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
    — Doug Larson
    The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: friends  cat 
     
    A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: survival  learning 
     
    The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
    — Doug Larson
    Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
    — Doug Larson
    More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: marriage 
     
    There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
    — Doug Larson
    Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
    — Doug Larson
    The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: people  choice 
     
    Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: travel  bad 
     
    Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
    — Doug Larson
    Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: fighting 
     
    What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: people  living  mistakes 
     
    There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: humanity  faith 
     
    The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
    — Doug Larson
    A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: children  people  child 
     
    A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
    — Doug Larson
    Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.
    — Doug Larson
    It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
    — Doug Larson
    tags: people  inspire 
     
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    doug larson
    Birth    : February 10, 1926