doug larson Quotes

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
tags: listening wisdom
— Doug Larson
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
tags: young fools
— Doug Larson
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
tags: doubt courage
— Doug Larson
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
tags: wisdom quality
— Doug Larson
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
tags: media
— Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
tags: happiness people world contentment
— Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
tags: key giving
— Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur
tags: language
— Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
tags: process aging
— Doug Larson
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
tags: joy
— Doug Larson
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
tags: right goal
— Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
tags: humor thoughts
— Doug Larson
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
— Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
— Doug Larson
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
tags: star real
— Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
tags: people memory mistakes conscience
— Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
tags: dog computer
— Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
tags: people
— Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
tags: work sleep
— Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
— Doug Larson
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
tags: nostalgia
— Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
— Doug Larson
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
tags: friends cat
— Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
tags: survival learning
— Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
tags: experience learning
— Doug Larson
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
tags: time opportunities
— Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
tags: marriage
— Doug Larson
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
tags: children seeing child teenager
— Doug Larson
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
tags: smart people world impossible
— Doug Larson
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
tags: people choice
— Doug Larson
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
tags: travel bad
— Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
tags: children seeing child teenager
— Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
tags: fighting
— Doug Larson
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
tags: people living mistakes
— Doug Larson
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
tags: humanity faith
— Doug Larson
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
— Doug Larson
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
tags: children people child
— Doug Larson
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
— Doug Larson
Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.
— Doug Larson
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
tags: people inspire
— Doug Larson
doug larson
Birth    : February 10, 1926