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    Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.
    — Coolio
    I perform for soldiers because they are important.
    — Coolio
    I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.
    — Coolio
    tags: lies 
     
    I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.
    — Coolio
    tags: fools 
     
    This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.
    — Coolio
    tags: prison 
     
    If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
    — Coolio
    I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
    — Coolio
    tags: black 
     
    On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
    — Coolio
    Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.
    — Coolio
    tags: power  hero  danger 
     
    We live in a society created by an empireThat's based on terror...welcome to the One World Era,A complete interruption to your lil' paltry-ass life,That you thought you was livin, and what you been given.
    — Coolio
    tags: society  live  world  thoughts 
     
    Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.
    — Coolio
    tags: people  help 
     
    We got to push to give, and one life to live.
    — Coolio
    tags: live 
     
    A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.
    — Coolio
    tags: mind 
     
    Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood.
    — Coolio
    tags: men  young  black 
     
    Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.
    — Coolio
    tags: sorrow 
     
    Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.
    — Coolio
    tags: hell 
     
    If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?
    — Coolio
    tags: power  idiot 
     
    I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.
    — Coolio
    tags: live 
     
    Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?
    — Coolio
    tags: hurt 
     
    Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.
    — Coolio
    tags: ambition 
     
    Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
    — Coolio
    They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?
    — Coolio
    tags: learn 
     
    My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.
    — Coolio
    Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.
    — Coolio
    tags: time  moon 
     
    I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.
    — Coolio
    tags: school  book 
     
    Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.
    — Coolio
    tags: water  sexy 
     
    Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.
    — Coolio
    tags: time  mind 
     
    I'm as good as anybody out there lyrically and conceptually and can go toe to toe with the best of them throughout history.
    — Coolio
    Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.
    — Coolio
    tags: girls  flowers 
     
    I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.
    — Coolio
    I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.
    — Coolio
    Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
    — Coolio
    tags: hope 
     
    Slide slide slippity-slideWhen you're living in a city it's do or die
    — Coolio
    tags: living  die 
     
    I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
    — Coolio
    tags: live 
     
    As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.
    — Coolio
    tags: smoke 
     
    I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.
    — Coolio
    I never let any of my sons beat me at videogames.
    — Coolio
    tags: son 
     
    I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.
    — Coolio
    If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.
    — Coolio
    tags: military 
     
    Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve...
    — Coolio
    tags: time 
     
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