I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Try not to have a good time… this is supposed to be educational.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
I think I've discovered the secret of life- you just hang around until you get used to it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.
I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!
It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!
There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile
There is no greater burden than great potential.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!