carroll bryant Quotes

Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.
tags: death reality magic believe
— Carroll Bryant
You are the guiding star of someone's existence
tags: existence star
— Carroll Bryant
The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do.
tags: time running
— Carroll Bryant
It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money you have to pay people to admit that the whole incident didn't even occur to begin with.
tags: time people money
— Carroll Bryant
Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.
tags: winter
— Carroll Bryant
Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.
tags: people knowing
— Carroll Bryant
If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.
tags: fear respect
— Carroll Bryant
Slap- stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
tags: funny comedy
— Carroll Bryant
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
tags: thoughts intelligence
— Carroll Bryant
Love is a two- way street constantly under construction.
— Carroll Bryant
You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.
tags: people friends
— Carroll Bryant
He who laughs last... just didn't get the joke.
— Carroll Bryant
The last word of love is... goodbye.
tags: goodbye
— Carroll Bryant
Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
tags: people hell wonder
— Carroll Bryant
I strive for perfection- I settle for satisfaction
— Carroll Bryant
Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.
tags: world
— Carroll Bryant
Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.
tags: problem girls
— Carroll Bryant
When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.
tags: people hate
— Carroll Bryant
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example
tags: bad example
— Carroll Bryant
Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.
— Carroll Bryant
I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.
tags: people fail
— Carroll Bryant
Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
tags: world
— Carroll Bryant
Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!
— Carroll Bryant
The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.
tags: people moment
— Carroll Bryant
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
tags: heart broken
— Carroll Bryant
No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
tags: control
— Carroll Bryant
Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
— Carroll Bryant
I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.
tags: people
— Carroll Bryant
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
— Carroll Bryant
Peace loves war
tags: peace war
— Carroll Bryant
If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.
tags: children girls right child
— Carroll Bryant
If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.
tags: tomorrow
— Carroll Bryant
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
tags: bad christmas year
— Carroll Bryant
The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.
tags: write
— Carroll Bryant
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
tags: power wishes
— Carroll Bryant
My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday." "Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week." Ian nods his head. "Pretty much.
— Carroll Bryant
It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.
tags: time
— Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
— Carroll Bryant
I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.
tags: lost imagination
— Carroll Bryant
You are the only one who can.
— Carroll Bryant