Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.
You are the guiding star of someone's existence
The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do.
It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money you have to pay people to admit that the whole incident didn't even occur to begin with.
Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.
Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.
If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.
Slap- stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
Love is a two- way street constantly under construction.
You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.
He who laughs last... just didn't get the joke.
The last word of love is... goodbye.
Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
I strive for perfection- I settle for satisfaction
Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.
Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.
When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example
Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.
I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.
Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!
The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.
If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday." "Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week." Ian nods his head. "Pretty much.
It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.
You are the only one who can.