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    And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: wonder 
     
    When you become senile, you won't know it.
    — Bill Cosby
    The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: friends  childhood 
     
    A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
    — Bill Cosby
    Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
    — Bill Cosby
    Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: men  live  alone 
     
    In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
    — Bill Cosby
    If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
    — Bill Cosby
    The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: die  reading 
     
    I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: world 
     
    I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: earth 
     
    Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: humor  laughter 
     
    A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: children  child  god 
     
    Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: children  people  child 
     
    And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
    — Bill Cosby
    gray hair is gods graffiti
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: god 
     
    Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: truth 
     
    I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: children  time  child  real  ideas 
     
    Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
    — Bill Cosby
    Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: children  child 
     
    Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: eyes  seeing 
     
    Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: justice  peace  parent 
     
    Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: women 
     
    The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: future  past  ghost  dreams 
     
    In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: desires  failure  fear  success 
     
    A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: advice  wise 
     
    You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything -even poverty- you can survive it.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: humor  laughter 
     
    There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: people  right 
     
    The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: law 
     
    The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: future  world  violence  goal 
     
    That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: live  miracle 
     
    People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often... 'And we wish you Godspeed.' It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: people  wishes 
     
    Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: parent 
     
    No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: parenting  kids 
     
    My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
    — Bill Cosby
    If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: humor 
     
    If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: chance  right  comfort  facts  father 
     
    I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
    — Bill Cosby
    I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: failure  key  success 
     
    Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
    — Bill Cosby
    tags: children  human  child 
     
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    bill cosby
    Birth    : July 12, 1937
    Occupation  : Comedian