The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.
I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.
It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.
By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.
Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve
The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.
The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.
It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.