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    I like animals who trust people.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: animals  people  trust 
     
    If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: fun  dog 
     
    We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: animals 
     
    A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: time  cat  ideas 
     
    I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
    — Andy Rooney
    The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
    — Andy Rooney
    No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
    — Andy Rooney
    Sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: people  heart 
     
    Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: rules 
     
    Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
    — Andy Rooney
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
    — Andy Rooney
    Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: advice 
     
    Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: belief  atheist 
     
    I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: people  saying  atheist 
     
    I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: time  wishes 
     
    Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: women 
     
    In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: mind 
     
    Every one starts out being an atheist.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: atheist 
     
    The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: people 
     
    I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: people 
     
    Having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: children  world  child 
     
    That money doesn't buy class.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: money 
     
    Those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
    — Andy Rooney
    The last birthday that's any good is 23.
    — Andy Rooney
    If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.
    — Andy Rooney
    All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.
    — Andy Rooney
    Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion- as long as it agrees with ours.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: believe  right 
     
    The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: rules 
     
    Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: civilization 
     
    A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: people  right  opinion 
     
    Art is a by- product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: successful 
     
    Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
    — Andy Rooney
    It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: write 
     
    The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
    — Andy Rooney
    Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: comfort 
     
    When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: school 
     
    In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: live  book 
     
    It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: truth  world 
     
    As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: secret  book 
     
    We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
    — Andy Rooney
    tags: people 
     
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    andy rooney
    Birth    : January 14, 1919
    Death  : November 4, 2011
    Occupation  : Writer