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I like animals who trust people.
tags: animals people trust
— Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
tags: fun dog
— Andy Rooney
We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.
tags: animals
— Andy Rooney
A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
tags: time cat ideas
— Andy Rooney
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
— Andy Rooney
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
— Andy Rooney
No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
— Andy Rooney
Sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
tags: people heart
— Andy Rooney
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
tags: rules
— Andy Rooney
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
— Andy Rooney
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
— Andy Rooney
Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.
tags: advice
— Andy Rooney
Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.
tags: belief atheist
— Andy Rooney
I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
tags: people saying atheist
— Andy Rooney
I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.
tags: time wishes
— Andy Rooney
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
tags: women
— Andy Rooney
In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.
tags: mind
— Andy Rooney
Every one starts out being an atheist.
tags: atheist
— Andy Rooney
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
tags: people
— Andy Rooney
I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
tags: people
— Andy Rooney
Having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
tags: children world child
— Andy Rooney
That money doesn't buy class.
tags: money
— Andy Rooney
Those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
— Andy Rooney
The last birthday that's any good is 23.
— Andy Rooney
If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.
— Andy Rooney
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.
— Andy Rooney
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion- as long as it agrees with ours.
tags: believe right
— Andy Rooney
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
tags: rules
— Andy Rooney
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
tags: civilization
— Andy Rooney
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.
tags: people right opinion
— Andy Rooney
Art is a by- product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.
tags: successful
— Andy Rooney
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
— Andy Rooney
It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
tags: write
— Andy Rooney
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
— Andy Rooney
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
tags: comfort
— Andy Rooney
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
tags: school
— Andy Rooney
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
tags: live book
— Andy Rooney
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
tags: truth world
— Andy Rooney
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
tags: secret book
— Andy Rooney
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
tags: people
— Andy Rooney
andy rooney
Birth    : January 14, 1919
Death  : November 4, 2011
Occupation  : Writer