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    al murray Quotes

    Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.
    — Al Murray
    I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.
    — Al Murray
    tags: freedom 
     
    We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.
    — Al Murray
    tags: war  year 
     
    You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.
    — Al Murray
    tags: chance  work  alone  learn  kids 
     
    It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch.
    — Al Murray
    tags: problem 
     
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    al murray
    Birth    : May 10, 1968
    Occupation  : Stand-up comedian

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