al franken Quotes

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
tags: world
— Al Franken
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate- if I want to!"
tags: mistakes
— Al Franken
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
tags: advice
— Al Franken
What do we want? PATIENCE! When do we want it! NOW! -humor
— Al Franken
Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
tags: lessons human mistakes learn
— Al Franken
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