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    It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
    — Al Franken
    tags: world 
     
    Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate- if I want to!"
    — Al Franken
    tags: mistakes 
     
    When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
    — Al Franken
    tags: advice 
     
    What do we want? PATIENCE! When do we want it! NOW! -humor
    — Al Franken
    Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
    — Al Franken
    tags: lessons  human  mistakes  learn 
     
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