It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate- if I want to!"
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
What do we want? PATIENCE! When do we want it! NOW! -humor
Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.