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    This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: problem 
     
    The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: heart 
     
    The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: comedy  tragedy 
     
    The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
    — Aaron Allston
    No one pays me to be nice.
    — Aaron Allston
    I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
    — Aaron Allston
    I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: smart 
     
    Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: definition 
     
    Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: magic 
     
    Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
    — Aaron Allston
    Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: violence  violent 
     
    Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: people  feminism  believe  god 
     
    There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: people  world 
     
    If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: god 
     
    The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: problem 
     
    Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: luck 
     
    When all else fails, complicate matters.
    — Aaron Allston
    tags: fail 
     
    Life is like an analogy.
    — Aaron Allston
    Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
    — Aaron Allston
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