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    It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At the time, they were the two most unpleasant cultures in the entire world, and richly deserved each other. Still, the story of how stout Cortes blustered, bullied and bludgeoned his way to collapsing an entire empire with a handful of contagious hoodlums is astonishing.
    — A. A. Gill
    I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: lies  smile  healthy  boys  son 
     
    We like to see death as an unfair conspiracy, and what we want is a magic practitioner, a combination of Dr Watson and Sherlock Holmes.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: death  magic 
     
    I still secretly believe that afternoons are the time for the test card and you shouldn't watch television when the sun is out.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: time  believe 
     
    America didn't bypass or escape civilization. It did something far more profound, far cleverer: it simply changed what civilization could be.
    — A. A. Gill
    If the world were to end tomorrow and we could choose to save only one thing as the explanation and memorial to who we were, then we couldn't do better than the Natural History Museum, although it wouldn't contain a single human. The systematic Linnean order, the vast inquisitiveness and range of collated knowledge and beauty would tell all that is the best of us.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: beauty  world  human  tomorrow 
     
    An American has invented a remote control that will turn off any telly within a 20ft radius. What a marvellous device! What a splendid invention! What a really helpful and improving way of devoting your time to building something that turns off culture. Next week, I'm instigating Burn a Book Week, to encourage even more conversation. I've come up with a fantastic little device which I'll call a box of matches.
    — A. A. Gill
    I don't know how long a child will remain utterly static in front of the television, but my guess is that it could be well into their thirties.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: children  child 
     
    My father was a film-maker. He always said he wanted to go like Humphrey Jennings, the legendary director who stepped backwards over a cliff while framing a better shot.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: father 
     
    Once upon a time, a historian told me that the most important choice a new historian could make was of his or her specialist subject. Most of the good stuff was far too overcrowded, so you had to pick about in the exotic and extinct. His recommendations were the Picts or the Minoans, because hardly anything was known about them and you could spend a happy lifetime of speculation.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: time  choice 
     
    Beautifully shot, impeccably paced, it was a clear, unrelenting look at the National Trust, its friends and enemies, and it makes you want to burn your passport and beg the Luftwaffe to have another go.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: enemies  friends  trust  enemy 
     
    Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life.
    — A. A. Gill
    Making a programme that appears to condone a positive stereotype actually enforces all the negative ones as well. It says that they all have a valid point. To assert that Americans are naive, Germans humourless and the French arrogant is one thing: they're big enough to take it. But to say that there's a conspiracy of Jewish bankers, that gypsies are thieves, Pakistanis are dirty and refugees are muggers is something quite else.
    — A. A. Gill
    Science fiction is never about the future, in the same way history is rarely about the past: they're both parable formats for examining or commenting on the present.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: future  present  fiction 
     
    The reason that chefs become chefs is that they're not allowed into rooms with windows.
    — A. A. Gill
    Facts are what pedantic, dull people have instead of opinions.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: people  facts  opinion 
     
    A lobster bisque ought to be the crowning glory of the potager. And this one was excellent. Silky as a gigolo's compliment and fishy as a chancellor's promise.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: compliment 
     
    The truth and the facts aren't necessarily the same thing. Telling the truth is the object of all art; facts are what the unimaginative have instead of ideas.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: truth  facts  ideas 
     
    You either get the point of Africa or you don't. What draws me back year after year is that it's like seeing the world with the lid off.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: world  seeing  africa  year 
     
    The interesting adults are always the school failures, the weird ones, the losers, the malcontents, this isn't wishful thinking. It's the rule.
    — A. A. Gill
    Celebrity is a national drama whose characters' parts and plots are written by the tabloids, gossip columnists, websites and interactive buttons. The famous don't actually have to turn up to their own lives at all.
    — A. A. Gill
    There were moments when I wondered at the gossamer veil that stops licence from being libel. I suspect that taking on the job of England manager puts you outside the protection of the courts. It must be part of the job description that you will be held hostage by media speculation and can have your character tortured, molested and finally executed at the public whim, in exchange for a lifetime's supply of money.
    — A. A. Gill
    Is it a particularly British trait to so utterly adore truly appalling men, from Tony Hancock through to Steptoe and Alf Garnett, Captain Mainwaring, Rigsby, Del Boy, Victor Meldrew and on to David Brent from The Office. The most deeply adored characters are all simply vile.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: character  men  boys 
     
    Television gives us the gift to see ourselves as we'd like to be seen.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: gift 
     
    Sport is how poor kids from poor countries pass through the eye of the needle to riches and recognition.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: eyes  poor  kids 
     
    Television in the 1960s & 70s had just as much dross and the programmes were a lot more tediously patronising than they are now. Memory truncates occasional gems into a glittering skein of brilliance. More television, more channels means more good television and, of course, more bad. The same equation applies to publishing, film and, I expect, sumo wrestling.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: memory  bad  film 
     
    Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: funny  american 
     
    Nobody ever forgets their first night in the bush. It's among the precious, meagre handful of life firsts that remain indelible.
    — A. A. Gill
    tags: night 
     
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